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There were not enough Christmas leftovers this year. Why am I so good at making lasagna?!πππ #gettingfat #SantaClaus #layoffmeimstarving
Lissen...I have 0 self control when it comes to candy so I'm really about to morph into Chris Farley in a blonde wig over the next couple weeks #layoffmeimstarving
My wife thought the cat whining for treats, slowed down, would make for good spooky Halloween background noise. I'm getting more of a panthers-in-Team-America vibe, though. #feedme #layoffmeimstarving
Iβm 8 months pregnant and my husband asked me if he should keep or throw out the leftover pasta from dinner...π #layoffmeimstarving
I feel like this is me when it comes to Christmas treats! Also, who else is old enough to remember how hilarious this skit was? π€£ @nbcsnl @AdamSandler @DavidSpade #missyouchrisfarley #layoffmeimstarving
Did you know you can order our delicious food online with curbside pickup? Link in bio. #togofood #burgers #flautas #dailyspecials #feedmeseymour #layoffmeimstarving @ People's Republik https://t.co/clnP1bkQOB
Iβm in that part of pregnancy where I can safely remove the barf bowl from next to my bed, wash it (thouroughly), and start using it again for cooking delicious treats. #2ndtrimester #layoffmeimstarving #carrotcakecupcakes
It was like the Mother Ship calling me home. #layoffmeimstarving
When I say I'm gonna eat a lot of pizza tonight...I'm talking...a lot of pizza. #layoffmeimstarving π
Played power outage roulette that paid off with enough soup and caramel corn to last the night #nlwx #nlbaking #lightsonatmyhouse #innlpowerwetrust #kitchenmagic #layoffmeImstarving #nlblizzicane #snowmageddon2020 @β¦ https://t.co/IGXjRgvZTv
I went to see my pals at #Wagsburgh today and checked my manners at the door. π¬π€π€¦ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ #foodmotivated #layoffmeimstarving #dietproblems #goldenretriever #pgh #northside
Thank you @Hulu for not judging me like @netflix does when I want to watch the same thing for 6 hours straight. #netflix #hulu #dontjudgeme #areyoustillwatching #layoffmeimstarving #realrap #youKnowYouThoughtThisToo
Nothing like the biometrics checkup at work to make you feel good about yourself.
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Yo my cat be dumb if he's trying to get between me and my sandwich.... Brah don't mess with a hungry Cindy. #donutthecat #rude #thisfreakinguy #layoffmeimstarving #pawsoff https://t.co/rjWnb2RR1D
New art! One of #ChrisFarley's best characters on #SNL....the #GapGirl! If you haven't watched the clip on youtube in a while it is worth every second lol. I probably will not add this to my stores so message me if you want a print :)
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I was snack shamed by TSA...#layoffmeimstarving
I had three donuts today. Good thing breastfeeding burns a gazillion calories and my newborn eats every 90mins. π€±π»π©π€ͺ #layoffmeimstarving #breastfeeding
Students: I'm super stressed out about finals
Endicott staff (running on fumes): LET ME COOK YOU BREAKFAST FOODS!
Students: π
#ThisIsEndicott #LayOffMeImStarving
Another Finals Feed has come and gone. Good luck on finals, Gulls! @EndicottCollege
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