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WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS 😄
#SCHOOL:
A place where parents pay... and children play.
#LIFE_INSURANCE:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
#NURSE:
A person who wakes you up... to give you sleeping pills.
#MARRIAGE:
An agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree... and a woman gains her master's.
#TEAR:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
#CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one person multiplied by the number of people present.
#FATHER:
A banker provided by nature.
#CRIMINAL:
A person no different from the rest... except that they got caught.
#BOSS:
Someone who is early when you're late... and late when you're early!
#POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections... and shakes your confidence afterward.
#DOCTOR:
A person who treats your ills with pills... and empties your wallet with bills. 😄
Just for laughs, take it with a smile!
......😉🫣😜😁😂🤣
#CorporatePredator: A couple has been accused of running a #sextortion and #loan_fraud racket targeting women employees of a leading #life_insurance company in Mumbai. While the main accused, #PradeepNarale, has been arrested, his wife Renuka is on the run
https://t.co/4xbIZBIusB
👉NO #GST ON PRIVATE #HEALTH_INSURANCE & #LIFE_INSURANCE
👉NO #GST ON BREADS & PARATHAS & CHAPATI
*New slab added for sin & luxury items 40%*
👉Cold drinks to have 40% GST.
👉 GST on edible oils @ 5% as against 12% old slab
👉 Dry fruits 5%
👉Only 2 tax slabs 5% & 18%
@GST_Council
@FinMinIndia
#BREAKING
1.ऊर्जामन्त्री खड्काले चीनमा रहेका नेपालीलाई भने- देशको जलविद्युतमा निर्धक्क भएर लगानी गर्नुस्
2.Income of #LIFE_INSURANCE
3. नेटवर्थबारे अर्थ र लेखा समितिका फरक पत्रले रनभुल्लमा धितोपत्र बोर्ड बोर्डले लेखाको पत्रबारे स्पष्ट पार्दै अर्थलाई पठायो पत्र
#CD Ratio
#NEPSE
LIC ಜೀವನ್ ಲಾಭ್ ಯೋಜನೆಯಡಿ ಭರ್ಜರಿ ಆಫರ್!
ದಿನಕ್ಕೆ 51 ರೂ ಪಾವತಿ ಮಾಡಿ 6 ಲಕ್ಷ ಪಡೆಯಿರಿ!
ಪಾಲಿಸಿ ಪಡೆಯಲು ಮತ್ತು ಹೆಚ್ಚಿನ ಮಾಹಿತಿಗಾಗಿ ಸಂಪರ್ಕಿಸಿ: 8904844740(Anitha G Y, LIC Policy Adviser)
#krushikamitra #LIC #Life_Insurance
✨Best life insurance plan- ವರ್ಷಕ್ಕೆ ಕೇವಲ ರೂ 20 ಪಾವತಿ ಮಾಡಿ 2 ಲಕ್ಷ ವಿಮೆ ಪಡೆಯಿರಿ!
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#krushikamitra #best_life_insurance #life_insurance
Life insurance yojana-2024: ಅಪಘಾತ ವಿಮೆ ಇಲ್ಲದಿದ್ದರೂ ಸಿಗುತ್ತೆ ಈ ಯೋಜನೆಯಡಿ 2 ಲಕ್ಷ!
https://t.co/1Qzoa7T40n
#krushikamitra #insurance #accident #accident_insurance #Life_insurance_yojana
#Life_insurance
UPDATE ON HEALTH & LIFE INSURANCE SECTOR: #GST ON #HEALTH AND #LIFE_INSURANCE PRODUCTS COULD BE REDUCED FROM 18% TO 5% - CNBC TV18
#BREAKING
संसद भवन परिसर में इंडिया अलायंस के नेताओं का स्वास्थ्य, जीवन बीमा पर जीएसटी के खिलाफ प्रदर्शन https://t.co/BYBuBCmfHX
#india_alliance_leaders #protest_against_gst #health #life_insurance #parliament_house_complex
BREAKING !
विशाखापट्टनम में ट्रेन की AC बोगी में लगी आग!
जिस तरह से ट्रेन हादसे हो रहे जनता से अपील है अपनी हिफाज़त खुद करे और रेल टिकट से पहले जीवन बीमा निकाले‼️
#insurance
#life_insurance
Got a query on an #Life_Insurance plan..
Friends, do not expect an return equivalent to 12% +++ on any #Endowment_Moneyback or any deferred investment plan…
Whenever a #Insurance agent/broker convinces you to buy a investment plan ask about what is the IRR (Internal rate of return)
As to the best of my knowledge, #HDFC Jeevan Sanchay Plan is the best with 6.8% IRR over a period of 20 years .. all others are below that..
#Brotip::: Always buy Insurance for your life cover not for seeking high returns!!
P.S I am not an Insurance Agent/broker
Best life insurance plan-ತೆಂಗಿನ ಮರ ಏರುವ ವೃತ್ತಿಪರ ಕೌಶಲ್ಯದಾರರಿಗೆ ರೂ 5 ಲಕ್ಷದವರೆಗೆ ವಿಮಾ ನೀಡಲು ಅರ್ಜಿ ಆಹ್ವಾನ!
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#krushikamitra #insurance #life_insurance
ಯಶಸ್ವಿನಿ ಕಾರ್ಡ ಪಡೆಯಲು ಅರ್ಜಿ ಆಹ್ವಾನ! 5.00 ಲಕ್ಷದವರೆಗೆ ನಗದು ರಹಿತ ಚಿಕಿತ್ಸೆಗೆ ಅವಕಾಶ.
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#yashashwini #yashaswini_yojana #krushikamitra #life_insurance
life insurance-ಕಾರ್ಮಿಕ ಇಲಾಖೆಯಿಂದ ರೂ.2 ಲಕ್ಷ ಜೀವ ವಿಮೆ ಹಾಗೂ ಅಪಘಾತ ವಿಮೆ ಪಡೆಯಲು ಅರ್ಜಿ ಆಹ್ವಾನ!
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#insurance #life_insurance #krushikamitra #vime
#Life_INSURANCE:
Future Bonus shall be keep aside as Reserves & Surplus instead of spending it from premium. Such amount shall not be part of distributable amount to share holders.
🔗PMSBY life Insurance- ವರ್ಷಕ್ಕೆ 20 ರೂ ಪಾವತಿಸಿ 2 ಲಕ್ಷ ವಿಮಾ ಸೌಲಭ್ಯ ಪಡೆಯಲು ಅರ್ಜಿ ಆಹ್ವಾನ!
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#krushikamitra #life_insurance #pmsby #life_insurance_scheme
Got my Term Life Insurance From @HDFCLIFE thanks for the Smooth Experience @joinditto.
#Life_Insurance
@DealsDhamaka @Akshat_World Thanks for Influencing.
Protect your loved ones with #MaxLifeInsurance , with whom #JanakalyanSahakariBank Ltd. has partnered for the convenience of our customers. Our policies offer financial security and peace of mind
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Janakalyan Bank is now a corporate agent for Life Insurance Corporation of India. SMS ‘LI’ to 7065966665 to know more.
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