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will ashley, may ganun din si bianca at az 🚬🚬🚬this is sach slander <//3 #joke #fake #lightheartedtweet
How come Shah Rukh Khan in Indian movie "Veer Zara" could identify an F-16 just by the roar of its engine while sitting in a Pakistani prison, but y'all in Amman can't identify which war plane is flying overhead? 😅 🙃 #LightHeartedTweet
BREAKING: War plane activity heard over Jordan's capital Amman
#HumorInUniform
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In a party, CO ordered a young sailor to say a joke to all.
The Young ME-I didn't like the way he ordered and his attitude.
But finally he agreed to crack a joke.
This is what he said.... -->
"Once there was a fight between Human Body Parts.
Brain said- I am the CO, because I take all decisions ☺
Feet said they want to be the CO because they carry the whole load 😊
Heart said it is the lifeline and no one can survive without it ☺
Similarly,
Lungs, kidney, liver, Hands, Eyes, etc came up with their reasons ☺
While the argument was at its peak, A$$hole shouted, "why should I be ignored? I am also eligible to be a CO."
All the body parts started laughing at it ☺
A$$hole got annoyed and went on Strike. Blocked itself and refused to open ☺
In a short time, Hands Cranked, Eyes Blurred, Ears Emitted Hot Air, Brain Got Heavy, Heart and Lungs Panicked 😱😰😨
Finally they all agreed and accepted Asshole should be the CO ☺
Moral:
It doesn't matter how talented you are...?
Any Asshole can be your CO !!
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Before trolling me just #Remember, it's a joke.
I feel that USAF shot down the Chinese balloon with more class than these village idiots who dumped fuel and rammed their Flanker into a drone. 😂 #LightHeartedTweet
NEWS: Russian Fighter Strikes U.S. Unmanned Aircraft https://t.co/3eDx3LYW6v
Matrimonial on https://t.co/4IlCHZBLoe: "Our son is tall, as handsome as your favorite movie superstar, and a fighter pilot with the Indian Air Force." 🙃 😎
Shalini's Mom: "Beta, come here quickly! I found your Tom Cruise." 😅
CC: @CestMoiz #LightHeartedTweet
As a courtesy, they should have let Prime Minister Modi stand in the front row. 😅 #LightHeartedTweet
The CAS, Air Chief Marshal VR Chaudhari visited various aerospace sector stalls on display in #AeroIndia2023.
He lauded the achievements of the exhibitors & discussed how they could align with the requirements of the #IAF.
#AatmaNirbharta
#LightHeartedTweet : Non-conflict zone Santa Clause buys 155mm guns from India....then gives it as a gift to someone in conflict-zone who was on Santa's "Good List." 🙃
🎅: 🇺🇸
🎁: 🇺🇦 😂
HUGE Deal. Bharat Forge secures export order for 155mm gun for $155 million to be executed over 3 years. No mention of the country, but says it’s a non-conflict zone. Congrats Bharat Forge https://t.co/uqtBnagRK5
Affectionately known as "Flying Samosa" in Pakistan. 😂 #LightHeartedTweet
"Any misadventure in Ukraine will prompt us to sell our state of the art Tejas to Ukraine", warned India. 🙃
"Do you really want to deal with the embarrassment of your Su-35 getting punked by Ukrainian Tejas?", flexed India. 😂 #LightHeartedTweet
It will not be in India’s interest to stay aloof of potential Russian invasion of Ukraine. It will have a bearing on our conflict with China. And the countries opposing Russian designs are the ones India will look upto for diplomatic and material support in a war against China
Lt Dangle energy
#GenMilley and Hollyanne Milley: “Military service is a family affair and our military children are remarkable and resilient. Please join us in celebrating #MonthoftheMilitaryChild throughout April in honor of all our kids who serve alongside us.”
@DeptofDefense #KnowYourMil
Motto: "To protect and serve...butter chicken with naan."😂 #LightHeartedTweet
A Force ready to 'deliver' anytime!
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Strongly disagree with the decision to put Corvette in the no import list. 😜 I mean, look at her! 😍 #LightHeartedTweet
Corvettes are in the no import list, not frigates. Frigates should also be in the list. We imported Russian ones despite our own & more advanced Shivalik & its even more advanced follow up, Nilgiri class.
Since morning I have read many tweets with this pic. I guess all respected faujis today have helped their wives in the kitchen starting with this Parade State.
Super cute. 😍😁🤭
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#Lockdown21 #lockdown
Interviewer - Tumko excel aata hai kya.. ?
Santa- Aa to jayega, par thoda tight hoga, main XXL pahanta hoon
:D
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Amit Shah Ji ko apne ishare pe nachane ki kabiliyat duniye me ek hi 'vyakti' rakhta hai...
That vyakti is a small chotu vyakti....his grand daughter. Am sure she is the only person who can make Shah do whatever she wants. 😊😊😊
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Am I.... getting worse at a bunch of stuff or is part of getting older realizing it's always been this way? #LightheartedTweet #NotHavingACrisis #Haha
Assuming the colour of the rich red Devon earth
As they eat absolutely everything to widen their girth
#LightheartedTweet @bbcdevon @kiplingonradio
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