Top Tweets for #LockdownLard
Half of Twitter users are worried about either #LockdownLard or #insomnia. Or both
Our poor primitive bodies are doing their best to do what they always did in a crisis.
Eat up. Stay alert
This too will pass.
How did they know ?! #lockdownlard
@BBC6Music Last year wearing the husband's @PSB_HQ t-shirt. I've grown out of my @ChemBros one!
#TShirtDay #LockdownLard
1.5hr 8k #dailywalk along the road; no footpaths but still in L4 #lockdown so intermittent traffic & wore my #hivis Trying to get rid of the #LockdownLard Auckland, NZ
I call it #LockdownLard - am at highest weight ever except for when I was pregnant😢 It’s #stress, less moving, working more hrs sitting at computer; no 2hr/wk dance class💃🏽, stress-eating😫 Am walking daily & longer & back to #LCHF🤞🏾
It's no wonder we snacked more & moved less during the pandemic & 41% #WestMidlands adults gained #LockdownWeight
But 75% of the region's adults want to get in #BetterHealth this summer
Get help to #ShopSmarterEatBetterMoveMore online:
https://t.co/LuUNy5sj9T
I love this account. Great craic.
If you're serious about losing #lockdownlard this is a #counterintuitivediet that works.
Learn to love and savour your food. When you're on a diet food becomes 'bad'. You eat more.
Enjoy every morsel. U will actually eat less. This works
Pooh had made up a little hum that morning, as he was doing his Stoutness Exercises in front of the glass: TRA-LA-LA, TRA-LA-LA, as he stretched up as high as he could go, and then TRA-LA-LA, TRA-LA - OH HELP! - LA, as he tried to reach his toes. ~A.A.Milne #MondayMotivation
@Laurenmohan1 @Nigella_Lawson Started Slimming World today. These pics do not help. I can confirm that SW do not endorse @Nigella_Lawson recipes 😩😩. #lockdownlard
Complete this:
"You know you're overweight when..."
I'll start:
"... you're upstairs trying to make your toddler daughter laugh by stomping around a bit, pretending to be an elephant, and you set the (motion sensor) house alarm off... downstairs". 🤦🏻😬
#LockdownLard #DietTime
Hmm... The #Lockdown Lump.
Or #LockdownLard as I am gonna call it.
Have started to shift it.
Simple.
Fasting for 18 hours a day.
4 days in. I can feel the difference already.
Pain. Headaches. Muscle spasms. Fogging brain. Loss of sleep. A lot of water drank. Hunger pangs.
6.30am - tell my listeners I’m thinking about joining a gym.
6.30pm - in an ice cream parlour!
#LockdownLard
Mine is most definitely the one on the right! 😂 #lockdownlard
Harley-Davidson dealerships are open again! Burn off your #lockdownlard by running to your nearest dealership. Skipping is OK, too. We won't judge. https://t.co/xIMt3zZoxB
I can see my #lockdownlard returning for Easter, after managing to shed it over the last few months ... Trying to be good, but honestly, life is too short not to enjoy some cake.
(Not both for me. Honest 😇)
Relatable 😳😬🙈 if you know you know 🤷🏻♀️ 😂 #JustSaying #lockdown #LockdownLife #Lockdown20 #lockdown21 #Lockdown2021 #LockdownLard #Lockdownlaughs
Today I discovered just how unfit I am... oh it’s going to be a long road back #LockdownLard
Sitting out in the sun listening to @lukeunabomber last mix on @worldwidefm and he’s just dropped DJ Nori Happy Sunday the Fulton mix, tops instantly off. #PinkSkin #Moobs #LockdownLard
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