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cba to work 8-4 tomorrow with my child there and then drive to devon and back #longforman
I knew that gen of player was coming. Amateurs inspiration had to be Mbappe &co
Big old heffalump no9 is no more. I retired at a good time
#LongForMan
As a defender having to do non stop shuttle runs against Mbappe and Vini is stress π
So I couldnβt find the Lindt chocolate bear that I put aside to eat...turns out I sat on it...or shall I say I shat on it π©π© #longforman
Yeah 6 months and then I'm out, ain't doing this commuting life. #LongForMan
Mase coming at you when you got tired legs #LongForMan
I've just seen the video of the scum burning a Grenfell model on their bonfire with the England flag flapping in the wind. I'm fuming but the internet is a very very small space to hide I have no doubt the people involved will have regrets in the not to distant future #longforman
itβs such a chore, like Iβd rather take the bins out than remove my make up #longforman
Just seen North Korea squashed the beef with China π§ Iβm shook now somethin is kickin off π€£ Russia China North Korea on bodies Iβm movin to the moon π #longforman
Ahh my side barber somehow found me on Facebook and now he'd asking why I haven't come into his shop... π I had to air the message but I know he'll see me soon on the risky roads π #LongForMan
It's ridiculously rude and inconvenient for your body to wake you up in the middle of the night because of period pain. #longforman #4amrant
Project Management. A grandiose term for herding stray cats. #IT #Prince2 #APMP #LongForMan
I wonder if it is too late to be a bus driver.
@Rejiaku Honestly. I wouldn't even have blinked, it's not that deep. But to do all of that and start reaching for excuses... #longforman
Sorting my cousin's marital home out. #LongForMan
Mum just told me we got family comin down from up north today so I gotta go back & entertain π€£ #longforman
When your pal tries to bring up distant memories then he realises I'm gunna nick his 9/10 wife off him #longforman
Class weekend. Back to being a Muggle tomorrow. Boo for adult life! #LongForMan
When you think you've crushed anxiety and a panic attack comes and slaps you in the face... #longforman #allpartofgrowth
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