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I live where a road intersects mine in a T intersection. I built a five foot tall berm with spruce trees on it when I moved in on account I didnโt want any drunks careening across my lawn and hitting my house. Wifey thought I was being dramatic but likes the privacy. Weโve had two hits to the berm, taking out trees in ten years. Last night at about 2:30 am Iโm in between REM cycles and thought I heard screech - crash. Went to window, yep. Based on the lights (especially markers on roof) and engine sound, probably a large pickup like a F-250 or 350 reving trying to back off of some thing. Took a while but they got free and limped off. Itโs always about a half hour after last call ๐ซค
A beautiful gesture of true love that will really show your girl you care is never listening to her. #manthoughts
Things I think about more that I think about the Roman Empire:
The American Civil War
The Aztec Empire
Prison abolition
The English Revolution
What if John Carpenter had directed Alienโฆ
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You know what when you are single the boys want to treat you like a side chick๐
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If I waited, how huge of a cardboard collection would my wife make in the garage before she opens the door and puts them in the recycle bin herself? #ManThoughts
What good, what positivity can I induce into 2022? How can I make the world a better place? What will be my impact? What have I learnt from 2021? What does #God see in me? How can I repay Him for what he has wrought in my life thus far? What will become my legacy?
~ #manthoughts
Pensar que hacer una broma a la mitad de una discusiรณn de pareja, es muy buena idea.
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The opposite of 'Baldwin' is 'Hairloss'.
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They just donโt get it....
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I wonder if the riding lawn mower will vacuum the carpet faster than the vacuum cleaner? *Sees if it fits in the sliding glass door* #ManThoughts
Looking at myself in the mirror after doing some light yardwork.
Me: What the f**k is that?! ๐
*touches it*
Me: Oh, it's just a little blood. ๐๐
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