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Why yes, that is quite a bit of snow blowing out there. But it's spring in #Vermont -- really! Photo: Doug Westin #marchfools #spring #snowbegone
We had a good run of above normal temperatures across southern #Alaska, but #Winter is not over yet. An arctic airmass will work its way into the region through midweek with overnight lows dipping into the single digits to below zero in some spots. #AKwx #MarchFools #IdesOfMarch
మార్చి నెలలో కూడా జనాన్ని ఎలా ఫూల్స్ ను చేయొచ్చో తెలుసుకోవాలంటే రేపు ఉదయం 10 గంట���కు టీవీలు చూడండి@KVishReddy #MarchFools #TelanganaCM
What music frightens balloons?
Pop music! 🎈 🎶
#jokeafaybyelliemay #jokes #funnytweets #laughs #comedy #funnystuff #marchfools #pleasejokeresponsibly
What stays in the corner but can still travel the world?
A stamp! 💌📫
#jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #funny #funnytweets #comedy #laughs #dailylaugh #marchfools #pleasejokeresponsibly
Why did the egg have to stop telling jokes?
Because all of her friends kept cracking up! 🥚 🤣 🍳
#jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #funnytweets #comedy #laughs #laughing #marchfools #pleasejokeresponsibly
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn! 🦆🌅
#jokeadaybyelliemay #joke #jokes #funny #funnytweets #comedy #marchfools #pleasejokeresponsibly
Why is a math book always worried?
Because it has a lot of problems! 📚 🧮 😧
#jokeadaybyelliemay #joke #joking #jokes #funniesttweets #funny #comedy #laughs #marchfools #pleasejokeresponsibly
What has four legs but can’t walk?
A table!!😂
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What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That really hit the spot!!
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@JYork143 how you get Kylie Jenner in on #marchfools?? Her prank is horrible asf, but a celebrity endorsement is a celebrity endorsement 😂
How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew!! 🚂 😋
#jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #fun #funny #laughs #comedy #marchfools #pleasejokeresponsibly
What is a vampires favorite kind of dog?
A blood-hound! 🧛♀️ 🐶
#jokeadaybyelliemay #joke #jokes #joking #fun #funny #laughs #comedy #marchfools #pleasejokeresponsibly
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!! 🐿 🌰 🤪
#jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #fun #funny #laugh #laughing #marchfools #comedy #pleasejokeresponsibly
What has hundreds of ears, but can’t hear anything?
A cornfield! 🌽 👂🏿
#jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #joking #comedy #laughs #laughing #fun #funny #marchfools #pleasejokeresponsibly
Did you hear the one about the little mountain?
It was hill-arious!! 🏔
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What are a bananas favorite kind of shoes?
Slippers! 🍌 🥿
#jokeadaybyelliemay #joke #jokes #fun #funy #laughs #comedy #marchfools #pleasejokeresponsibly
What did the pickle say when her friend told her she had a problem?
Dill with it! 🥒
#jokeadaybyelliemay #jokes #fun #laughs #joking #laughing #marchfools #pleasejokeresponsibly
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!! ⛄️ 🧛♀️
#jokeadaybyelliemay #joke #joking #funny #laughs #laughing #comedy #marchfools #pleasejokeresposibly
What is a snakes favorite school subject?
Hisssssstory! 🐍 📚
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