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Getting swole like big mama after a flight #MiddleAgeIssues
Kansas: Life has two halves. Regardless how the first half goes, you can still win it in the second.
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I knew sport was bad for you 🤣 Broken finger from a rounders match last night. Maybe I’m getting too old for rounders?? @drewwhitt confirmed this when he advised I start taking Adcal #cheeky #stillabletotype #middleageissues

Eating dinner this evening I was struck by a strange sensation of discomfort on one side of my mouth. I swallowed my food to check what was going on- including the half a tooth that had cracked and fallen off #middleageissues
@TrooperSnooks @GrahamDenny9 I need one of those in my garden, every time I go weeding there’s hundreds of the bloomin things creeping all over my kneeling pad #middleageissues
Being middle aged means feeling kinda sick more days than not, and never really knowing why.
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Surely the true measure of reaching middle age is when you out for the night and can’t go to bed until you’ve had a cup of tea #middleageissues #cuppa

I've reached the age where I'm more excited about the days starting to get lighter from today than I am about getting Christmas presents. #middleageissues
Gosh living my dream... Been scrubbing a bath aft 3 boys bn in 😂😂 #middleageissues
It’s Saturday night.....the night to let loose and party.....and I am.....soaking my oven racks. #livingthemiddleageddream

#middleageissues Thinking of Christopher Eccleston as the new Doctor Who.
Some people go out and get drunk. Me? With #gardenersworld #britainbybike what better way to wind up your week? #middleageissues #cosy
I never used to miss while trying to put the pen cap on before I got bifocals. My thumb looks like a blue pincushion
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@eljavierturner Gotta use it b4 i lose it! #middleageissues
Very kind of you, thank you. Now if I could just keep this gut from growing! #MiddleAgeIssues https://t.co/nA3UP8Eueq
@JimDayTV Jim, I think you do an excellent job on the radio. It's been fun to see you grow as a broadcaster.
@NewInnMargate @ThanetCouncil I've been tweeting about litter all week. If you'd told me in my 30's I'd be tweeting about litter I'd have kicked off. #MiddleAgeIssues
Getting Older Comes To Us All... #newblogpost #middleageissues #50plus #40plus https://t.co/Z9r8KxqVED

You know you're getting old when you hear Ratt playing as background music in Walmart #middleageissues #musicthatoncewasedgyisnownot
My phone charger is upstairs.
I am downstairs.
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