Helen

Person. I prefer non-bio.

[Helen @punnette10]

This is an X Twitter. It has ceased to be.

[Helen @punnette10]

@modicomm

[Helen @punnette10]

@modicomm I'm fine thanks Campbell. That's really nice of you to remember. How are you doing? I've just been for a walk on the beach with my son. ☺️

[Helen @punnette10]

@RichardPulsford @edinburghfringe @edfringe Thanks Richard, I'll forewarn you when we're going to @edfringe!

[Helen @punnette10]

I've just caught up with ace comedian
@RichardPulsford for the first time since 2020. I recommend watching his show in Edinburgh 1st to 25th August. @edinburghfringe #shortjoketeller

[Helen @punnette10]

Updated version of a chocolate fireguard.

[Helen @punnette10]

Accidental Partridge or intentional? @AccidentalP

[Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable]

ENCOURAGE married couples to actually look at each other for once by calling their home phone after 9pm.
@TwopTwips

[Helen @punnette10]

Watching @SundayBrunchC4 as usual today. They've been talking about tricks at Halloween. It reminded me that as a child we wondered if our neighbour @RealBobMortimer and his brothers threw our iron gate onto the field in front of our house. Now I know the answer. #sundaybrunch

[Helen @punnette10]

Today is my favourite day that's named after a shop for posh goths.

[Helen @punnette10]

@AndieDelicacy Aw, thank you! *blushes*
I'll ask for one of those for next year's birthday. 😀

[Helen @punnette10]

@Liseloveslaughs 😍

[Helen @punnette10]

@Liseloveslaughs Aw, thanks for remembering lovely! I was thinking about you on my birthday. x 😀

[Helen @punnette10]

@modicomm Aw, thanks Campbell, I had a great day on a milestone birthday! 😀 Can't believe I didn't check Twitter!

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

I’ve just eaten a fun-sized crunchie wrapped in bacon followed by a mini fudge with a slice of ham. Disgusting. Whoever said you shouldn’t meat your heroes was right.
🕺🏻

[Helen @punnette10]

@ClareBreedon Levels by Avicii

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

My nephew is 18 years old and still doesn't know what 'Diagnosis' means.
What is wrong with people?

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it

[Nic J @tismenic70]

Next week's weather: there will be rayn, gails, drissle, thundre and litnin, hayl stoans and also veri colde.

Apparently, it's just a really bad spell of weather....
#sillySaturday