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You can just precommit the quicksand.
You're never beating quicksand.
(misplays in top cut are frequently an indicator of nerves rather than raw skill, so don't be too harsh on someone from 1 data point)
Let’s take a different side.. @russwest44 averaged 1.069 (nice 👀) pts/attempt. If he shot every field goal tonight (93 att) for the @okcthunder they would’ve scored 99 pts. @utahjazz scored 96 in their win. #MoeMath @KevinOConnorNBA @BillSimmons @SheaSerrano
With his $500K bonus, @moe_harkless could buy 16,672 #RipCity hats. That’s enough for 83% of the fans tomorrow! #MoeMath #MoeMoney #MoeHats #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers
After last night’s tough loss to the @memgrizz and @moe_harkless having surgery, we could use a drink🍻. With his $500K bonus, he could buy 500,208 bottles of @corona, which should be enough for all 21+ residents of Portland to find their beach👓🌞 #MoeMath @trailblazers
If @moe_harkless put his entire bonus from last year on @UMBCAthletics to beat @UVAMensHoops, he would have made $10 million! That’s more than his salary this year! #MoeMath #MoeMoney #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers
Word on the street is that @moe_harkless gets another $500K if he shoots above 35% in his wheelchair league over the next 2 weeks!👀🔥 #MoeMath #MoeMoney #MoeWheels #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers @pinwheelempire @BillSimmons
@trailblazers @Dame_Lillard With his bonus, @moe_harkless can buy @Dame_Lillard and his new born 263,852 pacifiers! #MoeMath #MoeMoney #MoeLessCrying #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers @pinwheelempire
With an average cost of $39,966, @moe_harkless could adopt 12 kids to be friends with Damian Jr.! #MoeMath #MoeMoney #MoeBabies #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers @Dame_Lillard https://t.co/MdaphsCQsY
Introducing Damian Jr. The # 1 draft pick in the 2037 NBA Draft.
Congratulations to @Dame_Lillard and the mama!! ⏰
With his $500K bonus that is almost in hand, @moe_harkless could buy @Dame_Lillard 3,333 baby cribs for him and his newborn. #MoeMath #MoeMoney #MoeBaby #MoeCrib #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers @BillSimmons
14 days (a fortnite) from tomorrow would be the end of the regular season.. @moe_harkless get better soon. With your $500K you can buy 67,506,750 V-bucks for @FortniteGame while you’re out for hopefully, only a fortnite. #MoeMath #MoeMoney #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers https://t.co/0sR7DGnBDi
Harkless said he’s heard typical recovery from the procedure can be anywhere from 10 days to six weeks.
This may solidify him getting his bonus 👀🔥 @moe_harkless #MoeMath #MoeMoney #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers @BillSimmons @KevinOConnorNBA @pinwheelempire https://t.co/yIJNOgXk86
Maurice Harkless to undergo left knee arthroscopy, timeline for return to be determined https://t.co/IIuQlLCLZN
Using his career average of 33% from deep, the odds of @moe_harkless missing 22 threes in a row to dip below 35% are 1/6704. For reference, the odds of dying in a car accident are 1/6700. #MoeMath #MoeMoney #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers @BillSimmons @pinwheelempire
With his sore knee, @moe_harkless will not play tonight vs the @PelicansNBA. This is good for him while he chases his bonus, as he has only shot 21.8% from three vs them on 32 attempts since coming into the league. #MoeMath #MoeMoney #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers
If @moe_harkless wanted to say thank you to @PelicansNBA for hosting the @trailblazers tonight, he could buy them 42,105 bowls of Seafood Gumbo from @GumboShop, and still leave a 20% tip. #MoeMath #MoeMoney #MoeGumbo #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers @BillSimmons
@trailblazers @NBCSNorthwest @RipCityRadio620 With his $500K bonus, @moe_harkless could buy @boogiecousins 42 Achilles Tendon Repairs with grafts. He could tear each Achilles once a year for the next 21 years! #MoeMath #MoeMoney #MoeSurgery #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers @BillSimmons
By my #MoeMath, with his $500K bonus @moe_harkless could buy 1,310,043 @MoonPie ‘s, which is 5.483 MoonPies per mile from the Earth to the @NASAMoon. #MoeMoney #RipCity #MoePies @trailblazers @BillSimmons @BillNye
The @trailblazers play the @PelicansNBA tomorrow night. With his $500K bonus, @moe_harkless could buy around 22,727 parakeets, which just seems funnier than somehow buying some Pelicans illegally. #MoeMath #MoeMoney #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss #MoeBirds @trailblazers @BillSimmons
With his $500K, @moe_harkless could buy 2 million gum balls. That’s 3.125 gum balls per person in Portland! That’s a lot of bubbles! #MoeMath #MoeMoney #MoeBubbles #RipCity #RipCityOnTheyAss @trailblazers @BillSimmons @KevinOConnorNBA
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