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"One of the hardest parts is that my two year old doesn’t understand my complaining. 😫🤧" - @daniellerbevens via IG
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Not only do I have to finish reading a book for a huge interview on Monday morning, my kids and I are sick...on a weekend. I am not going to blame that lady on the GO train last week who was hacking up a lung cause come next week, I will be that lady 😷 #MomFlu #SendIdrisElba🙃
This #MomFlu is FUCKING ME IN THE ASS!.... WITH. NO. LUBE!
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Shoutout to all the moms currently with the flu (like Lauren who’s going on day 5), have had the flu and to future flu bugs. We feel you. 🙃🤦♀️👎🏻
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I have stolen the couch for #MomFlu purposes and am now watching James Bond to try to distract myself from the mountain of things I need to do tomorrow. I forgot how nuts the women villains were in the older ones 😆! #GoldenEye #ChillXena #MomLife
To prevent a serious relapse in recovery, I have left the tv on PBS.
From your tweets, I made a good choice.
#MomFlu #WhenIsTheSuperBowl
My body is making bad choices.😷🤕
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@dubyadirt I’m not a doctor & Ive never played one but you might recognize my greatest hits in #BoyMom and the most recent #BoyFlu.
#MomFlu over here on Aisle 13....😷
Hope you feel better soon Doc....
@sweatsntopknots it is #momflu. Which really comes down to one thing, sleeping for 36 to 48nhiur straight, followed by a #bourbon and piece of #chocolate.
It is coming for me. The COLD/FLU. Calling all mamas. Help. Advice. I WILL NOT BE SICK. See blog post: https://t.co/CfjXGFH2At or here https://t.co/OqvA4awCLK
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That’s me at the moment 🤧🤒 #MomFlu like the regular flu except no one cares (vs Dad flu « Call an ambulance, I think I’m gonna die...”)
#momflu means trying to keep the baby from sticking his hands in the toilet while you throw up as the toddler shoves the toothpaste in your face because he has to "brush teef right NOW!"
Both boys napped late, despite my best efforts, so they are still up now at 10 and instead of being in bed myself, I am trapped on the couch with them, puking blood and bile into a bowl while they play.
Who says parenthood isn't glamorous?
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