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π‘ TRANSMISSION: FINAL LAUGH
π§ Headphones on.
π
Mask up.
π₯ Mood: Unbothered & Bulletproof.
They threw shade.
We threw the signal.
BQQM.
Back later. Gotta go raise some legends. π‘οΈπ
#BQQM #MomOps #TransmissionClear #Damnssis #FinalLaugh #PowerDownPlayMode #RedQueenOnline
Truth.
#MomOps
Honestly, moms probably have the best shot; they can get stuff done at the local community level, which is where everything starts. We need moms to run mom ops. Take over school boards. Hijack book clubs. Swing local elections. Flirt with me when I help with the groceries. Etc.
Honestly, moms probably have the best shot; they can get stuff done at the local community level, which is where everything starts. We need moms to run mom ops. Take over school boards. Hijack book clubs. Swing local elections. Flirt with me when I help with the groceries. Etc.
Proud mom moment: Jr walked into my office as I joined a Zoom meeting. Mic was on and he burped very loudly. Yes everybody in the meeting heard.
#MomOps
I just mqde jr do the chicken dance before I would unpause the TV.
I win at parenting. #MomOps
I earned some mom points this weekend. Top one eas Jr's family day gift.
Bottom one because it was in the store and I assume as Christmas gets closer it won't be available.
#MomOps
Jr is getting frustrated that he loses screen time because he tries to play games and search for things during the school day.
He has created this sign as a reminder not to do this.
#ParentingWin #MomOps
"Why is there celery in the bathroom?" Tops the list of strange things I've said this week.
#MomOps
My fournado is too scared to apologize for throwing a toy at me, so we turned this into a lesson about various ways to communicate our feelings. So she typed out a label. #MomOps
In exchange for sorta kinda allowing me to work during the week while daycare is closed, I spend most of the weekend with my 3 year old ON me. How about you? Whatβs your weekend mom life look like? #momops #workfromhomeschool #testtraceisolate #masks4all #stayhometexas #filtered
School is out in TX Garland ISD until May 4th. Clear to me since mid-March they wouldn't be going back this year. The call from the district made it extra real. I have now moved my WFH office to an extra room with a door + LOCK! Need to install soundproofing next! #momops
Parent Protip: As Valentineβs Day approaches, and your child must write their name on 20-something cards, try clipping the card to a clipboard and pretend that their signature is needed for a very important task. #MomOps
I just gave my computer monitor an enthusiastic thumbs up. That's such a mom move. #momops
My first batch of pernΓky for the season. Gosh, I love getting all obsessive and grumpy about these cookies. π
Kids: Can I help?!
Me: You'll get to do your own batch when I'm done.
#momops
Last night junior asked me why I had to leave on Sunday if I'm not speaking at the conference until Wednesday. #momops
This is what Charlie is going to think both of his parents do when he gets to elementary school. #momops #workfromhome
Teacher: what do your parents do?
Kid: they work remotely.
Teacher: what does that mean?
Kid: they hang around the house, talking to their computer and drinking coffee.
I let him watch Paw Patrol ONE TIME on my second monitor while sitting in my lap so I could finish writing a doc last night and now he points and says βI watch pawβtrol?β and looks pitiful. #momops
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