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What not to do when sledding:
1) Tell your kid to get a running start
2) Laugh hysterically when they miss & belly flop #mommyfail #arwx
@booksey Just joined and had you on speaker…. My kid is like… mommy who’s swearing like that in your phone?? 🤣 #mommyfail moment 🤦♀️
I FINALLY remembered 9yo’s zoom science lab after 3 wks of missing it bc I kept forgetting. I go to login, then realize that I never read the actual email. It’s cancelled this week😩. *Womp womp*
#mommyfail
We were 10 minutes late for karate (they ate chicken fingers as I drove like a mad woman). Jacob somehow missed putting on socks and shoes.
That basically sums up my life right now.
#fml
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Mommy fail: forgot to be tooth fairy during the night. Left money in the morning & spun a tale about how the fairy must’ve had a very busy night and couldn’t come by. He asks what’s the longest delivery time? I convinced him it was 24 hours. 😫#MommyFail #toothfairyday
Made it through the lawn mower. Oops! #mommyfail
Remind me not to wait until two days before Easter to do my candy shopping again... looks like my kids will be getting socks from the Easter bunny. 😕🐇🍬 #mommyfail
Colorado: Where it snows 27 inches one day and the next day your kid plays in the snow and ends up with a wicked sunburn #mommyfail #masktan
On a #Fridaynight, when you’re prepping for two trials & dealing w/ a bunch of urgent client matters - all to save or defend animals in court - and single mommy-ing for the night, & u burn your daughter’s pizza. #mommyfail #workingmom #dontjudge #lawyerlife #animallaw
Oh no, mummy is attempting the class craft exercise again. We are building a fort using every piece of recycling we have around the house...watch the space 😂😂😂 #homeschooling #mommyfail #havingfun #homeeducation
Mommy fail: using guided imagery to get my kids to calm down & ready for bed. Walked them through floating on a cloud.
6yo: watch out! A missile is coming at our cloud! Call Iron Man!!
4yo: No! He's too far away! We're crashing!
Both boys: AHHHHHHH!
Me: Why? Just Why? #Mommyfail
Apparently, my 2yo loves MAOT too @SheaSerrano ..
Because she thought my copy was good enough to be a coloring book for her 😂😂😭
#mommyfail #MAOT
5yo: I don’t think the virus is real
Me: There is a virus making a lot of people sick right now
5yo: No, they are sick because they eat unhealthy foods. Germs are all made up.
Who am I raising? #mommyfail
I just remembered that my 9 year old is actually 10. I need coffee. #mommyfail
I can’t believe I’ve let myself run out of cornstarch in the house! How is one supposed to make oobleck without cornstarch?! #mommyfail #QuarantineLife #oobleck
My son always turns perfectly good Lifetime moments into TruTV comedy.
Just take the love, son! Don't fight it. 😂 #MommyFail
Just now finding out that spring break is like two weeks away for my kids, I didn't even know 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ #mommyfail
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