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😳🤪 who does this 🌊 .. #MondayMoron
M🫥R🫥N endangers others being a M🫥R🫥N‼️
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This is why you should NEVER jump into water with a raging current.
I took her out, it was a Friday night.
Curing my existential crisis through binge drinking and comforting angst music. #MondayMoron #MondayMons #Mons #OhSup
Remember When Martin Luther King Was Arrested? Because Jonathan Turley Sure Doesn’t! https://t.co/o2TzIxyi1E A great example of why the history of US Civil Rights needs to be taught. Is #Turley completely unaware of King’s 29 arrests? #BlackHistoryMonth He’s my #MondayMoron
Yesterday, I learnt advanced grammar from Caroline Mahendra Singh the die hard Hindu; today I will be learning all about ‘Tamizham’ the religion, from a die-hard nutcase. Unable to hold the fresh excitement!!
#MondayMoron
Can? Can? I MUST CHECK MY SPELLING BEFORE POSTING.
Van - obviously.
#nobhead #MondayMoron #FatThumbs
In the past 48hrs, the USA horrifically lost 34 people to mass shootings.
On average, across any 48hrs, we also lose…
500 to Medical errors
300 to the Flu
250 to Suicide
200 to Car Accidents
40 to Homicide via Handgun
Often our emotions respond more to spectacle than to data.
Yeah., annoyed one leg was a blow out.
You probably can’t remember as I haven’t been on since beginning of November.
#MondayMoron🤪
@PaulKingTips Doesn’t a banker treble mean it’s going to win?! Lol can’t remember the last time your tips came through!
Lmao. The moral backbone of a poisoned doornob and the intellectual gravitas of a fly on dogshit... #mondaymoron
Welcome the successful conclusion of the first round of voting in Bahraini elections. Bahrain is one of only two Gulf countries with a democratically elected parliament and the UK welcomes continuing progress and commitment to the democratic process.
@opinionated75 @mflynnJR @ZazTuroc Over 18 months, 2 committees, a special council and something called due process but let’s throw all of that aside and take the partisan California clown’s word for it! #MondayMoron
When you email to say you're running late and then realize the meeting is two days from now. Told you I can be early. #mondaymoron
I propose new motivation tags.
#MondayMoron
#TuesdayTwat
#WednesdayWanker
#ThursdayThicko
#FridayFuckhead
#SaturdayShitbag
#SundayCUNT
Did @MrTommyCampbell start the game #WhyYouLeftYourLover looking for new excuses? That's what I meant, lmao. #mondaymoron
#MondayMadness #MondayMoron
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JM http://t.co/EO9U0OsC51
Some zoomer told me all my SNP badge is missing is a swastika. Who are you voting for I asked it, UKIP was reply. #MondayMoron
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