#MonsterJob - Twitter Hashtag

over 3 years ago

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vegasreo's tweet photo. Our Team is Growing! - Talk to us about becoming a branch or our REO Spoke in your area. 888-980-9820 https://t.co/Io2CB3LKbq SoCal, NCal, NV, AZ, NY, FL.
#reo #foreclosures #shortsales #auctions #ibuyers #kw #kwfr23 #indeed #monsterjob #realestate https://t.co/65v9KYYmcZ

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@JoelRHunt @JoelRHunt1

almost 5 years ago

"So this is your dog, hm? He's a little scrawny to replace the current Black Shuck, isn't he?" "Well, his bark is worse than his bite" "Indeed. Not scary, unfortunately" "No, I mean his bite is bad, but his bark kills people" "Oh! Wonderful, when can he start?" #monsterjob

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@JoelRHunt @JoelRHunt1

almost 5 years ago

"Oh. I thought you were an abominable snowMAN. But you're..." "Don't worry about it" "Is the term 'snowwoman'?" "I don't mind" "Snowperson? I don't want HR giving me an earful" "Look, as long as I can do my job and use the right bathroom, I really don't care" #monsterjob

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@JoelRHunt @JoelRHunt1

almost 5 years ago

"Welcome, please sit down! We're truly honoured to interview the founder of #Apple!" "Pardon?" "Apple. Your company?" "No, I said I made AN apple. A poison one, for a princess" "Oh. Well, yes, we were wondering why you wanted to be our new witch..." #horrorprompt #MonsterJob

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@JoelRHunt @JoelRHunt1

almost 5 years ago

"What torture methods would you bring to the role?" "A lifetime of flavourless meals, tepid beer & reality TV repeats" "Hm" "Something wrong?" "Your CV says you're Go'rkil, Master of Pain?" "Oh. Sorry, that's a typo. I'm Bo'rkil, Master of #Plain" #WhistprPrompt #MonsterJob

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@JoelRHunt @JoelRHunt1

almost 5 years ago

"What's your necromantic power?" "I can turn people's tongues and eyeballs into #worms with my mind" "That doesn't seem useful" "No" "Do you have other skills?" "No" "Then why should you get the job?" "So I don't give you eye worms" "You're hired!" #MonsterJob #Whistpr

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@JoelRHunt @JoelRHunt1

almost 5 years ago

"You here for the job?" "Yep. They're interviewing me next." "It's a great place to work. We get paid in souls, there's free human flesh in the cafeteria and every week we do Blood Sacrifice Saturday." "That's awful!" "What?" "You work Saturdays?" #MonsterJob #HorrorPrompt

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@JoelRHunt @JoelRHunt1

almost 5 years ago

"Are you OK to work graveyard shifts?" "Sure. When I was alive, I did nights at a factory" "No, we mean work in a literal #cemetary. Some of our ghosts find it too creepy" "Ah. No, that's fine too" "Great. And are you OK to work graveyard shifts?" "..." #MonsterJob #vss365

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@JoelRHunt @JoelRHunt1

almost 5 years ago

"I must admit, we're very impressed by your prior experience. Ten years as a #shadow beast, six as a night-ghast. Did you do well in school?" "Well, my teachers always told me I had a bright future ahead of me." "It must have felt nice to prove them wrong." #MonsterJob #vss365

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Dregan @Drecanic

almost 5 years ago

"I mostly work with practical effects," the man nodded, "No need for green suits or anything of that nature." "We may also require extras," the Director noted, "Would you be able to fill in?" "I'm afraid," they broke into a fanged smile, "I cannot help you there." #MonsterJob

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@JoelRHunt @JoelRHunt1

almost 5 years ago

"What can you bring to the role of Ghost Parrot?" "Did you say 'Parrot'? I thought the advert said Ghost #Pirate?" "No, we're looking for dead parrots. Why on earth would we hire pirates?" "Well, to haunt ships, I thought" "No, we work with zoos, mostly" #MonsterJob #whistpr

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@JoelRHunt @JoelRHunt1

almost 5 years ago

I'll be celebrating Halloween all October by writing daily Tweet-stories of monsters being interviewed. After all, it's a scary world out there for a monster in between jobs! If you'd like to join me, just write an extract of a monster's interview and tag it #MonsterJob! 💀🎃📊

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Vijay Nehra @vijayNe11088447

over 5 years ago

#consultant (Team Leader) 1 position is required for providing assistance under #SwachhBharatMission, #SwachSurvekshan , ODF++ and GFC star rating assessment. @MoHUA_India @NIUA_India @SwachSurvekshan @SwachhBharatGov @swachhbharat @SwachhBharatApp #career #Jobs #monsterjob

vijayNe11088447's tweet photo. #consultant (Team Leader)
1 position is required for providing assistance under #SwachhBharatMission, #SwachSurvekshan , ODF++ and GFC star rating assessment.
@MoHUA_India @NIUA_India @SwachSurvekshan @SwachhBharatGov @swachhbharat @SwachhBharatApp
#career #Jobs #monsterjob https://t.co/Lt0lgYITy1

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Ramji K Sakpal @Ramji_Sakpal

about 6 years ago

Here is an interesting update from #MonsterJob Who are lost the job due to this #COVID19 can apply here, let the recruiters know you're available for job opportunities on short notice. #MonsterJobs #COVID19 #Covid19Jobs

Ramji_Sakpal's tweet photo. Here is an interesting update from #MonsterJob
Who are lost the job due to this #COVID19 can apply here, let the recruiters know you're available for job opportunities on short notice.
#MonsterJobs #COVID19 #Covid19Jobs https://t.co/Fcujm4Udjc

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Aksel Gurkan @aksel_gurkan

over 6 years ago

The Right Fit. @_SmartCat and @PupSmiling @OneMinuteBriefs So, today's One Minute Brief is to create posters for ANYTHING that features both in the same ad! Give them a follow and let's have some fun! #CatPupChallenge @Monster #MonsterJob #JobSearch #joboffer