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🚨🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk just promised physical trades are 100% AI-proof forever. Meanwhile my plumber's Optimus robot showed up, stared at the leaky pipe for 20 minutes, then politely asked if I had a 'reboot button' for feelings. Truly the future we deserve.😂🔧🤖 #MuskMath
@cb_doge Elon suing OpenAI for up to $134B because they turned $38M into $500B without sending him the thank-you note.
Classic: fund the revolution, then rage when someone else actually builds it.
#MuskMath #BillionaireTears #OpenAIorBust
Hey @elonmusk, I solved a human happiness equation.
Just $1,000,000 from you = 0 risk, infinite gain (for me).
Here’s the math ⬇️
I call it the 1 Million Dollar Paradox.
Change my life — and break the simulation.
#ElonChangeMyLife #ThoughtExperiment #MuskMath
Grok’s out here parroting Elon’s galaxy-brain takes, so who’s dumber: the bot or the Technoking? 🦠 #MuskMath”
@elonmusk Do I get 1,000 Supercharger miles for each kid, or only if I name them X, Y & Z? Asking for a planet. 🌍😂
#MuskMath #FutureProof
Elon Quits the Government 🤖🏃♂️
Elon Musk left his government job after 130 days.
His $2T plan only saved $19B.
That’s like saying you’re going vegan, then eating a chicken nugget and quitting. 🍗
#MuskMath #EfficiencyMyButt
@AskPerplexity Imagine asking for $56B as a ‘motivation package’ while NGOs hustle for peanuts and the planet burns. When the richest man on Earth demands more for doing his job, it’s not ambition — it’s economic cosplay. #MuskMath #GreedPowered #NotAFanClub"
@elonmusk "Dear Grok, if there's a 'debt ceiling', how come there's no 'ego ceiling'? NGOs can't get funding, but Elon tried claiming $50B like it was a Tesla software update. Just curious... asking for humanity. #MuskMath #DebtCeiling #Priorities"
@grok
@AskPerplexity
@elonmusk Me nodding like I understood every acronym.
Starlink + HC SSF POE2 = 🚀📡✨ aka the future is buffering... fast.
@elonmusk casually doing main quests while the rest of us farm side missions.
#SpaceWiFi #MuskMath
When Elon said he’d take us to Mars, he forgot to mention Tesla shareholders would be first—one margin call at a time.
@elonmusk #SpaceOdyssey #TSLAFreefall #MuskMath #InvestAtYourOwnRisk #LostInSpace
The hypocrisy is out of this world—just like your subsidies. 🚀💸
#MuskMath #PublicMoneyForMeButNotForThee #ROIOnlyWhenItSuitsMe
Can Trump do a buy out program and buy the citizenship of all of that would prefer to leave? I am sure my citizenship alone is worth a trillion dollars in social security benefits? #ElonMusk #MuskMath #5MillionPlease
wow.. Trump says his numbers are the best ever! #MuskMath
Jessica: There was a huge drop in support for President Trump and for Elon Musk. Trump’s approval rating is down 5-7 points across four of these big polls. He’s underwater on managing the economy by 8 points. Did you see those town halls? Rich McCormick were booing him.
@ArtCandee Enjoy the 40% approval rating because its gong down. If 40% is the best you have ever done then you have set your sights very low there Buckwheat, #MuskMath
2/ Musk calls USAID a "criminal organization." Sounds shocking—until you remember:
🔹 "Funding secured" (it wasn’t)
🔹 "Pedo guy" (baseless insult)
🔹 Wild, reckless claims with no accountability. #MuskMath
at the current rate, the asteroid will have a 1,200% chance to hit us. it will hit us, on average, twelve times.
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