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Random fact about me.
I love flossing my teeth.
#MyLifeisAverage
When the storm kicked off yesterday I let the mailman shelter in my house for a little bit. He was a pro photographer but had to carry mail for steady work. #MyLifeIsAverage
every time i make a tweet im one finger slip away from accidentally posting some fantastically explicit yaoi porn #MyLifeIsAverage
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"Went to the barn with the intent to ride my horse but instead talked to four people, ran out of time, and gave him a carrot. #GoingPlaces"
This is so true it hurts... 😂
#EquestrianProblems #TheIdeaofOrder #mylifeisaverage
On this week's Fauna Live, @rts_rob & @cassidoo embraced the chaos - no plan, just spontaneously coding a My Life is Average tribute with #nextjs & @Netlify https://t.co/0MGU2GhJjF
#serverless #fullstack #jamstack #mylifeisaverage
I used to think my life was pretty messed up. Then I come onto Twitter. Apparently, #mylifeisaverage #mlia
Random Chinh thoughts at 9 p.m...
Did I remember to put the 50 lb. bag of rice I paid for from the cart to my trunk?! 😬
Thank goodness I did. 👏🏽
#GotRice #AsianAmericans #MyLifeIsAverage
Happy Halloween, Pitch Switchers!!
Anyone got a soccer-themed costume for today?
I'm going out as a soccer mom-- my U-13 player has an early match. #MyLifeIsAverage
Anyone else get so stressed out they get an instant urge to shit? #mylifeisaverage
Took the world’s sickest walk today #MyLifeIsAverage
Greeted my mom and she replied with a “send ka video ni Joey” #MyLifeisAverage
Finished watching 3 Anime Series. Social Distancing level over 9000. 🧐#MyLifeIsAverage
we should bring back the short-lived 2009 hashtag fad #MLIA #MyLifeIsAverage now that everyone is doing the same thing all the time
True Neutral, lol.
#MyLifeIsAverage
In mundane news, I'm stuck to the couch in a bathrobe and wet towel bc @JobenTruett's cat is giving me sweet cuddles and I can't move.
😭💕
I need to get moving.
#mylifeisaverage
Almost drove myself off the road staring at a Sudbury dilf this morning #mylifeisaverage
Walked out of work to go to my car, only to see a bird took a huge crap on my passenger window #MyLifeisAverage
I'm rarely able to execute a volley so hitting one last night with weaker left foot just made my week #mylifeisaverage
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