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With all this talk of ‘the left’ and the awful violent division being encouraged on Twitter dot com, isn’t it about time somebody bought me a full sized, fully functioning pirate ship?
#NOTMYAVRIL
The way Harry Kane falls down and pretends he is hurt has always disgusted me. It’s cheating. It’s a shame.
#NOTMYAVRIL
DELIA SMITH, ALAN PARTRIDGE, OLIVIA COLMAN, COLMAN MUSTARD, ED BALLS, RUTH MADOC, OTHER “FAMOUS” PEOPLE FROM NORWICH, YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING #LUFC #NotMyAvril #TheFooty
@AndieDelicacy @Ron_Fleasley @mrjohnmacleod Right that’s it. I’m starting a ‘MOVEMENT’
#kindnesstothings
#stopthehate
#thingsarenice
#imurderedthatoldman
#notmyavril
The farce of not being able to answer questions about the disgraceful act you have committed because the ‘PM’ has launched an ‘enquiry’ is as transparent as it is tedious. You are pathetic and weak.
Resign @nadhimzahawi
#resign
#pathetic
#weak
#CORRUPTION
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You know how those #JunZhe #tinhats tried to do #TheRealZhangZhehan and tags like ZSJ is not ZZH?
The Avril conspiracists long had #NotMyAvril
Side by side, how tinhats talk
#fandoms
#ConspiracyTheories
#LLDBang2k22
Fucking POLIO. Fucking DOWNVOTE BUTTON. FUCKING BREXIT.
#NOTMYAVRIL
Keir Starmer was fantastic today.
I realise the risks I am taking by tweeting this disgusting and vile slur.
#corbyn
#JohnsonTheCorruptPM
#BorisJohnsonOut
#notmyavril
I imagine ms Eilish is concerned for Barry Hawkins right now. “It’s psychological” I bet she’s saying. “Terrible shot selection”
He’s not out of this yet though Billie!
@billieeilish
#snooker
#notmyavril
#NSFW Fucksake. I need an ACTUAL computer genius to sort out my daughters computer. It’s stuck on some BITLOCKER RECOVERY screen. Help me. She has nothing important on there but needs to use it for school.
Just re-read & this tweet is SEXY as FUCK.
#dogging
#growler
#notmyavril
I have crushed my toe by dropping a tree on it. Can confirm that It is agonisingly painful.
#agonisinglypainful
#corbyn
#notmyavril
In other news. I actually just did some of my ‘own stunts’ and now I am in a good deal of pain.
#totalstunt
#notmyavril
It is also Willis’s BIRTHDAY today. I did the usual thing of surprising her with coffee, gifts, breakfast in bed and leaving for the other side of the country for the foreseeable.
#shesaluckygirl
#blessed
#NOTMYAVRIL
We’re it not for Covid restrictions, I would be straight in the lavatory licking the seat just to get rid of the taste.
#imightnotdothat
#notmyavril
Step 1: buy nice things to eat
Step 2: inexplicably put them on blinis
Step 3: spoil nice things so everything tastes dry and like sponge.
Step 4: shout at your children because now you are in a terrible mood.
This madness has to stop.
#banblinis
#LoveWins
#notmyavril
just got whiplash listening to these back to back, both bops but #notmyavril
Ahead of the 50th Annual JUNO Awards, @AvrilLavigne reflects on winning the JUNO Fan Choice Award consecutively in 2019 and 2020.
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