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Ever noticed antisemitism at the AFL? Neither has anyone else- except for goy boy #NeilMitchell, funnily enough.
EXCLUSIVE: NEIL MITCHELL ASKS WHY axed as veteran star eyes new chapter
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#NeilMitchell #Podcast
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Once a LIBERAL *they don't call back now) and now a LIBERTARIAN, Matthew Camenzuli is having a breakdown over, lol, #NeilMitchell and his rambling.
Camenzuli goes full cuckoo - The sky is falling, no really, it is.
Matthew, mate…
Australia’s not on life support — your political career is.
This post reads like a man doing Churchill cosplay after polling 0.4% in a council by-election. There’s more melodrama than a Home and Away season finale — and somehow, even less coherence.
You’re cradling the nation like it’s your dying grandmother… while the only thing flat lining is your relevance.
And this “#Albanese the dictator” fantasy? Please. Neil Mitchell lobbed a lazy parlour-game hypothetical — “Dictator for a day — what’s your first move?” — and #Albo, in jest, says he’d ban anonymous keyboard warriors who hurl abuse from behind cartoon frog avatars.
You turned that into a 900-word manifesto declaring the End of Free Speech™. This isn’t analysis — it’s fan fiction written on a napkin, dipped in outrage, and stapled to the side of reality. With the emotional stability of wet cardboard.
You claim to be defending #socialmedia — while posting this unhinged dirge… — on social media… — unmoderated… — unbanned…
That’s not tyranny. That’s the algorithm giving you palliative sedation.
And “I just want Australia back”? Grow. Up. Australia didn’t vanish — the #LiberalParty just changed the locks and stopped returning your calls.
Don’t dress up personal irrelevance as civic emergency.
Australia didn’t go anywhere — the Liberal Party just stopped calling you back. You’re not the last line of defence for democracy; you’re a failed candidate reinventing himself as a libertarian because the preselection committee didn’t swipe right. Stop pretending your personal disappointment is a national crisis.
If you want Australia back? Start by admitting: This isn’t about saving the nation. It’s about saving face — and you’re doing neither.
#NeilMitchell has a sook over #SRL Suburban Rail loop and, you guessed it, #LABOR.
"🤷♂️ Neil’s hot take? “IF TRUE!” Mate… everything is important “if true.” If unicorns exist, build stables. If aliens land, review air traffic control." 🔽⏬👇
Shockity Jockity #NeilMitchell has posted about an article taking a biased swing at #JacintaAllan.
The kicker? His post hinges on the phrase “IF TRUE.”
Translation: Neil either doesn’t believe the article — or hasn’t read past the headline. We did.
Here’s Neil’s post https://t.co/Hx3azPmlSG.
We’d have replied — but Sensitive Nelly BLOCKED us (likely after this post sliced through his epidermis: https://t.co/SsCMmhQYhu).
There’s a reason he adds “IF TRUE” — because deep down, he knows the article is shite.
Let’s unpack it.
Suburban Rail Loop (#SRL)
📣 Neil wants it to be true.
Because Neil is a Neil.
And if there’s one thing Neils do best, it’s clutch pearls over progress while polishing yesterday’s opinions like they’re gold-plated wisdom.
Let’s get some bloody perspective:
🛤️ The Suburban Rail Loop is a once-in-a-century infrastructure upgrade – linking jobs, unis, and communities without funnelling everything through the CBD.
🧮 Yes, $3B has been spent – on actual preparatory works. That land? That infrastructure? Still valuable. Not “splashed against a wall,” Chip.
🌏 Every modern city has orbital rail.
Sydney’s building one. London has one. Tokyo would laugh at this debate.
But in Melbourne, we get a panic attack if something costs more than a Hungry Jack’s upgrade.
🚆 Chip’s article? A glorified Dear Diary entry.
Selective costs, no benefit analysis, and zero mention of projected economic uplift, emissions cuts, or long-term ROI.
🤷♂️ Neil’s hot take? “IF TRUE!”
Mate… everything is important “if true.”
If unicorns exist, build stables. If aliens land, review air traffic control.
But this isn’t “if.”
It’s happening.
TBMs are coming. Land’s cleared. Contracts signed.
And Neil wants to flush it so he can whine about train crowding in 10 years like it snuck up on him.
🎭 And let’s not forget:
– This same mob whinged about the Metro Tunnel.
– Opposed level crossing removals.
– Sooked about every public #housing build over 3 storeys.
Because for Neils like Neil, progress only counts if it fits in a sepia photo of 1954 Melbourne and doesn’t affect his parking spot.
So no, Neil.
Labor doesn’t need to “dump the Premier.”
They need to dump the faux outrage of ageing shock jocks who fear trains, facts, and forward planning.
#SRL #Infrastructure #NeilFactsNotFeels #NoisyTrunk
PS: For Neil (yes we know you watch our posts) This will get more attention than a REPLY to your original post - So darl, the blocking actually backfired. Goodness you are dim.
Shockity Jockity #NeilMitchell has posted about an article taking a biased swing at #JacintaAllan.
The kicker? His post hinges on the phrase “IF TRUE.”
Translation: Neil either doesn’t believe the article — or hasn’t read past the headline. We did.
Here’s Neil’s post https://t.co/Hx3azPmlSG.
We’d have replied — but Sensitive Nelly BLOCKED us (likely after this post sliced through his epidermis: https://t.co/SsCMmhQYhu).
There’s a reason he adds “IF TRUE” — because deep down, he knows the article is shite.
Let’s unpack it.
Suburban Rail Loop (#SRL)
📣 Neil wants it to be true.
Because Neil is a Neil.
And if there’s one thing Neils do best, it’s clutch pearls over progress while polishing yesterday’s opinions like they’re gold-plated wisdom.
Let’s get some bloody perspective:
🛤️ The Suburban Rail Loop is a once-in-a-century infrastructure upgrade – linking jobs, unis, and communities without funnelling everything through the CBD.
🧮 Yes, $3B has been spent – on actual preparatory works. That land? That infrastructure? Still valuable. Not “splashed against a wall,” Chip.
🌏 Every modern city has orbital rail.
Sydney’s building one. London has one. Tokyo would laugh at this debate.
But in Melbourne, we get a panic attack if something costs more than a Hungry Jack’s upgrade.
🚆 Chip’s article? A glorified Dear Diary entry.
Selective costs, no benefit analysis, and zero mention of projected economic uplift, emissions cuts, or long-term ROI.
🤷♂️ Neil’s hot take? “IF TRUE!”
Mate… everything is important “if true.”
If unicorns exist, build stables. If aliens land, review air traffic control.
But this isn’t “if.”
It’s happening.
TBMs are coming. Land’s cleared. Contracts signed.
And Neil wants to flush it so he can whine about train crowding in 10 years like it snuck up on him.
🎭 And let’s not forget:
– This same mob whinged about the Metro Tunnel.
– Opposed level crossing removals.
– Sooked about every public #housing build over 3 storeys.
Because for Neils like Neil, progress only counts if it fits in a sepia photo of 1954 Melbourne and doesn’t affect his parking spot.
So no, Neil.
Labor doesn’t need to “dump the Premier.”
They need to dump the faux outrage of ageing shock jocks who fear trains, facts, and forward planning.
#SRL #Infrastructure #NeilFactsNotFeels #NoisyTrunk
PS: For Neil (yes we know you watch our posts) This will get more attention than a REPLY to your original post - So darl, the blocking actually backfired. Goodness you are dim.
Tired radio jock replies with typical sharp, cutting, erudite...
er, ok — let’s start again.
Tired flop jock tries to be smart (or let’s face it, one of his aides) —
#NeilMitchell drops in for a yawn on the #SuperTax.
Neil…
Respectful debate begins with respectful input — not drive-by drivel comments from people pretending to know more than they do.
You know… kind of like your show.
We actually know the subject.
We’ve read the legislation, we’ve followed the numbers, and unlike most of the media circus — we’re actually affected by the changes (Yeah, my personal pocket gets hit but by less than a case of Grange per year so no boo hoo)
But here’s the kicker: Only 0.5% of Australians are.
So unless they've got $3M+ in super, a misunderstanding of balance vs earnings, and a microphone to yell into — maybe leave the condescension in the studio where you get ratings (or not) for being average.
#SuperTax #NoisyFacts #StickToRadioNeil
#NeilMitchell goes full Fragile Edition Superiority mode in response to #NoisyTrunk rebuttal, and it's 💐 CUTE 💐
Neil…
And yet here you are, bothering to tell us how “abusive” we are — hours after replying with condescension.
You know what that means, right?
1️⃣ Our post #Glitchflared you into full distraction mode (We didn’t even know you were on X until you dropped in)
2️⃣ You quipped like a bitter smartarse — a tired attempt at superiority dressed in faux civility
3️⃣ We responded — tucked you back into bed with facts and clarity That’s the part where we said:
“Respectful debate begins with respectful input — not drive-by drivel…”
4️⃣ That got under your skin
5️⃣ You, a former shock jock who built a career on barbs and bait, now accusing us of “abuse”? 📌 That’s called projection — and it’s adorable
6️⃣ You’re not upset at the tone. You’re upset you got #owned — politely — and publicly.
We are, of course, respectfully sorry about your skin-thinning ailment and we sincerely hope you get better soon.
Snort, horn, #Noisy
#NeilMitchell drools on his breakfast and replies to Noisy with an attempt at being smart.
He shouldn't have.
Tired radio jock replies with typical sharp, cutting, erudite...
er, ok — let’s start again.
Tired flop jock tries to be smart (or let’s face it, one of his aides) —
#NeilMitchell drops in for a yawn on the #SuperTax.
Neil…
Respectful debate begins with respectful input — not drive-by drivel comments from people pretending to know more than they do.
You know… kind of like your show.
We actually know the subject.
We’ve read the legislation, we’ve followed the numbers, and unlike most of the media circus — we’re actually affected by the changes (Yeah, my personal pocket gets hit but by less than a case of Grange per year so no boo hoo)
But here’s the kicker: Only 0.5% of Australians are.
So unless they've got $3M+ in super, a misunderstanding of balance vs earnings, and a microphone to yell into — maybe leave the condescension in the studio where you get ratings (or not) for being average.
#SuperTax #NoisyFacts #StickToRadioNeil
Tired radio jock replies with typical sharp, cutting, erudite...
er, ok — let’s start again.
Tired flop jock tries to be smart (or let’s face it, one of his aides) —
#NeilMitchell drops in for a yawn on the #SuperTax.
Neil…
Respectful debate begins with respectful input — not drive-by drivel comments from people pretending to know more than they do.
You know… kind of like your show.
We actually know the subject.
We’ve read the legislation, we’ve followed the numbers, and unlike most of the media circus — we’re actually affected by the changes (Yeah, my personal pocket gets hit but by less than a case of Grange per year so no boo hoo)
But here’s the kicker: Only 0.5% of Australians are.
So unless they've got $3M+ in super, a misunderstanding of balance vs earnings, and a microphone to yell into — maybe leave the condescension in the studio where you get ratings (or not) for being average.
#SuperTax #NoisyFacts #StickToRadioNeil
@3AWNeilMitchell 2. Swan's not targeting battlers. He’s calling out a system that lets the top 1% squirrel away more tax-free than most Aussies will earn in a lifetime.
That’s not envy. That’s fairness.
#auspol #Superannuation #WayneSwan #NeilMitchell #TaxFairness
Thank you to @3AWNeilMitchell for visiting Mitch, our TLC Ambulance named in his honour. 🚐 Neil’s long-time support has helped make special moments possible for sick kids and their families. Thank you for being part of our journey.
#tlcforkids #tlcambulance #3AW #neilmitchell
@cruicerod @LiberalAus @3AW693 @theheraldsun @jeff_kennett Pack of kicked out losers.
They did great things for Labor who won 3 elections in a row, the memory of disaster Kennet & #NeilMitchell with his hysterical daily bullshit,the coward too scared to attend Dan Andrews pressers convinced Victorians to vote Labor repeatedly.
@1Alboforpm Money well spent
A go fund me will be held to pay for more valium, nappies & dummies for @ByClare @JeffKennett @ACurrentAffair9, #AndrewBolt & his biggest scalp #NeilMitchell 🤣🤣🤣
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📌#StephenGarvin – Head Of Bulding Stanadards Division
📌The Compliance Plan Approach (#NeilMitchell, BSD Development Unit).
📌The Construction Quality Improvement Collaborative (CQIC) and early adopters programme (#ColinCampbell, Scottish Futures Trust).
📌Project case study: Dunfermline Learning Campus (#JohnPeden, Fife Council).
@yddmdofficial @CEBC_news
I’m hearing @3AWNeilMitchell will be filling in for the midnight to dawn shift on TripleJ over summer.
Song suggestions? #NeilMitchell
People are saying that Daniel Andrews was the best Premier we've ever had. Do you agree? Do you stand with Daniel Andrews? Yes or no? Discuss 👇👇#IStandWithDan #NeilMitchell #auspol #springst
Who wants to farewell Neil Mitchell by getting #IStandWithDan to trend? Come on! It will be funny as. 🤓
This meme is for Neil. Enjoy.
#IStandWithDan
“#IStandWithDan & applaud him refusing to appear on #NeilMitchell’s hate-rants show.
Why would anyone answer call of a fool hired for bias?”
#IStandWithDan & applaud him refusing to appear on #NeilMitchell’s hate-rants show.
Why would anyone answer call of a fool hired for bias?
That’s not radio.
That’s a propaganda broadcast!
#VicLabor getting things done whilst @theheraldsun & ors face extinction.#Auspol #SpringSt
#IStandWithDan & applaud him refusing to appear on #NeilMitchell’s hate-rants show.
Why would anyone answer call of a fool hired for bias?
That’s not radio.
That’s a propaganda broadcast!
#VicLabor getting things done whilst @theheraldsun & ors face extinction.#Auspol #SpringSt
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