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UK MP resigns after admitting to watching pornography in parliament #Neil_Parish
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#pornography
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#Conservative_party https://t.co/VEqDNwSfL6

To be fair to ex-Tory MP Neil Parish, who among us can honestly say that they have never innocently Googled 'ploughing' at work, accidentally watched porn, then watched it again just to be sure?
#tractors #tractor #Tractorgate #neil_parish #JohnsonOut https://t.co/txvbRJtTmH
Curious to know what sort of sex site comes up when you do a Google search for “tractor”.
Anyone found it..?
#neil_parish
One for the @Conservatives MPs out there…look at the greased flanges on that little beauty…#porngate #neil_parish



Anyone else find themselves randomly humming along to 'i've got a brand new combine harvester'?
No? Just me?
#neil_parish #tractors
There was an MP who liked tractors,
Or hang on, was it naked actors?
He tried to save face,
Then resigned in disgrace,
When he realised he’d run out of fudge factors.
#tractorgate #neil_parish #ToryShambles #tractors
Thank fuck #neil_parish threw himself under a tractor before we had to find out what this one searches for

Tractors? My Arse. Or someone else's Arse. #neil_parish
I don’t know what’s more shocking - that an MP watched porn in parliament, or that a Tory MP apologised and resigned for their wrongdoing #neil_parish
Neil Parish MP (mucky phone man) lying his pants off about trail laying on Boxing Day. Remember, this was after the “smokescreen” verdict:
https://t.co/bCUpWBoJoJ
From now on, whenever I leave a room, gathering, or call I will announce my departure as being ‘off to look at some #tractors’. #Parliament #neil_parish #momentofmadness #mp
I actually Googled Debbie does Dallas on a Massive Ferguson. #neil_parish Massey Ferguson. #Tractorgate #tractor #tractors
In the words of #neil_parish “one can use to process to delay and hold things up, I decided not to” … on why he’s resigned after admitting he did wrong ….
I mean we’ve all gone to look at tractors and saw tits haven’t we?! 🙄🤣
What a complete bloody idiot.
#neilparish #neil_parish #mp #ToryCorruption #Tractorgate

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