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I can honestly say that my wife has never woken me up with her hardon in the base of my back.
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Dear Deadrie, my wife sure likes a bit of sucking cock, but how do I tell her her baws are fucking honking.
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I keep saying, "Siri," when I mean "Alexa." I cant believe I live in a time where I can confuse my servant robots.
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I enjoy doing corporate talks but jhoooo the stress of a dropped connection is worse than finding a toilet at 25km into #NYCMarathon !! π€―π #eish #mynikesneverdropsoff #newageproblems

Someone better create a new astrology app to track these βnew ageβ moon patterns... because the current apps appear to be outdated now π§
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Biking on a local road yesterday & with a pedestrian walking toward me, I veered to the far side of the opposite lane to avoid coming close. Put me against the flow of traffic. Driver of an approaching car honked & cursed at me. The pedestrian waved & thanked me.
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One of my favorite people had her crystal ball near a dragon sculpture. One day she saw smoke coming from the dragon and momentarily thought it was a mystic vision. Nope! The sun bouncing off the crystal ball was setting fire to a nearby sage bundle. #newageproblems
when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house"
important lesson
Same Delhi-itβs who are supporting #OddEven (as a panacea for pollution and traffic snarls) are deeply disturbed about #MarutiSuzuki cutting production. #NewAgeProblems
The withdrawn symptom you face after binge watching a web series. That! #webseries #addiction #newageproblems
Was introduced today to the Straw Holder. βIf you keep the paper straw in your drink for too long, itβll wilt,β advised the waiter. At the #TajMahalTeaHouse in Bandra. #newageproblems #oldagesolutions
How sad is it that leaving your caravan to go home I'm more excited about Wi FI than my own bed ππππ#newageproblems
Sometimes think white woman whove dated me thought they signed up for a Save The Last Dance or Jungle Fever fantasy but gradually woke up trapped in a Crazy Rich Asians type nightmare. (not as rich or handsome but 12th lvl Ninja Mom)
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When I lost a mini-fortune on crypto I decided to adopt the βloss is only realized when you sellβ approach and I kept my dismal balance going. Now I have recovered almost the entire loss and Iβm super conflicted. Do I sell or not? #newageproblems #cryptocurrency
Saturday dilemma: close the lid and drink the coffee or keep it open and enjoy the latte art?
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Concept of not having bathroom locks installed in hotel rooms should be made a crime against humanity. #NewAgeProblems #Hotels #butwhy #Travel
Struggling to get a selfie right, how do people manage it so effortlessly? #newageproblems #wishihadlongerarms https://t.co/taYFyhSD5t

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