#newageproblems - Twitter Hashtag

C Roberts(tweets from a colonised Scotland) @CRobertsonUK

about 2 years ago

I can honestly say that my wife has never woken me up with her hardon in the base of my back. #newageproblems

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C Roberts(tweets from a colonised Scotland) @CRobertsonUK

about 2 years ago

Dear Deadrie, my wife sure likes a bit of sucking cock, but how do I tell her her baws are fucking honking. #NewAgeProblems

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Simonna

@Simonna

almost 4 years ago

🙄🫤😫😂 #NewAgeProblems Make being a gentleman great again.

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AuthorSerethaPierce @AuthorSeretha

over 4 years ago

I keep saying, "Siri," when I mean "Alexa." I cant believe I live in a time where I can confuse my servant robots. #newageproblems

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Gerda Steyn @gerdarun

over 5 years ago

I enjoy doing corporate talks but jhoooo the stress of a dropped connection is worse than finding a toilet at 25km into #NYCMarathon !! 🤯😂 #eish #mynikesneverdropsoff #newageproblems

gerdarun's tweet photo. I enjoy doing corporate talks but jhoooo the stress of a dropped connection is worse than finding a toilet at 25km into #NYCMarathon !! 🤯😂 #eish #mynikesneverdropsoff #newageproblems https://t.co/kpRjd2hdl2

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Pamela Aaralyn Official @AaralynPamela

almost 6 years ago

#realtalk #newageproblems

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𝗖.𝗝. 𝗭ingle

@ZingleCJ

almost 6 years ago

Someone better create a new astrology app to track these ‘new age’ moon patterns... because the current apps appear to be outdated now 🧐 #NewAgeProblems

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Christopher Clarey 🇺🇸 🇫🇷 🇪🇸

@christophclarey

over 6 years ago

Biking on a local road yesterday & with a pedestrian walking toward me, I veered to the far side of the opposite lane to avoid coming close. Put me against the flow of traffic. Driver of an approaching car honked & cursed at me. The pedestrian waved & thanked me. #newageproblems

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Megan Steer @LuraJewelry

almost 7 years ago

One of my favorite people had her crystal ball near a dragon sculpture. One day she saw smoke coming from the dragon and momentarily thought it was a mystic vision. Nope! The sun bouncing off the crystal ball was setting fire to a nearby sage bundle. #newageproblems

Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa

almost 7 years ago

when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house" important lesson

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GhoseSpot

@TheRightGhose

almost 7 years ago

Same Delhi-it’s who are supporting #OddEven (as a panacea for pollution and traffic snarls) are deeply disturbed about #MarutiSuzuki cutting production. #NewAgeProblems

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Shobhna @belle_views

about 7 years ago

The withdrawn symptom you face after binge watching a web series. That! #webseries #addiction #newageproblems

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T_Wheezee @jollysquatpump

over 7 years ago

@art_of_tzu #newageproblems

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Jamal Shaikh @JamalShaikh

almost 8 years ago

Was introduced today to the Straw Holder. “If you keep the paper straw in your drink for too long, it’ll wilt,” advised the waiter. At the #TajMahalTeaHouse in Bandra. #newageproblems #oldagesolutions

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Tracie griffiths @Tracieanneg

about 8 years ago

How sad is it that leaving your caravan to go home I'm more excited about Wi FI than my own bed 🙈🙈😍😀#newageproblems

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Paul Francis

@IntrPaul

about 8 years ago

Sometimes think white woman whove dated me thought they signed up for a Save The Last Dance or Jungle Fever fantasy but gradually woke up trapped in a Crazy Rich Asians type nightmare. (not as rich or handsome but 12th lvl Ninja Mom) #CrazyRichAsians #NewAgeProblems

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Christelle Colman @StillChristelle

over 8 years ago · Durbanville

When I lost a mini-fortune on crypto I decided to adopt the “loss is only realized when you sell” approach and I kept my dismal balance going. Now I have recovered almost the entire loss and I’m super conflicted. Do I sell or not? #newageproblems #cryptocurrency

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