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Day 365: Welp, the #NewSmallHuman has been here for a year. My Investigation yields the following: she is NOT a Ploggle & she is here to stay. I have learned that while she isn't a Ploggle, she has evolved into something called a Toddler. Must investigate further. #SmallHuman π
Day 364: All the Humans were tired today, which was good because it gave me time to finish my paperwork so I can file my final Investigation Report tomorrow. #PloggleInvestigates #NewSmallHuman πΆπππΆπΌ
Day 363: Today the Small Human had a meeting with an undisclosed number of other Small Humans and Large Humans. I would know the subject but I was confined for the duration. I fear the scope of her Investigation is expanding. πΆπππΆπΌ #NewSmallHuman #PloggleInvestigates
Day 362: The Small Human was opening another birthday gift this evening when she hit her limit. We just get each other so I pranced around and wiggled to make her laugh. #ShesAKeeper #NewSmallHuman πΆππΆπΌ
Day 361: The Small Human had her first birthday today! She shared her birthday cinnamon coffee cake with me this morning! I surmise that today's milestone means the quality of the food she shares will only improve. #NewSmallHuman #HappyBirthday πΆππΆπΌπ
Day 360: Tomorrow the Small Human turns one. I think that means she's here for the duration. I just hope I get special birthday leftovers tomorrow. #NewSmallHuman πΆππΆπΌ
Day 359: The Small Human & I played outside together this evening. I also helped with her Investigation. She sat in her wagon with her soccer ball & observed me while I did all my best zooms. #NewSmallHuman #SmallHumanInvestigates πΆπππΆπΌβ½οΈ
Day 358: The Small Human showed a boisterous over abundance of interest in my ears this evening. I figured it was part of her Investigation so I acquiesced and let her pull them. Hoping this is the last of this part of her Investigation. #ouch #NewSmallHuman πΆππΆπΌ
Day 356: Oh boy oh boy oh boy! This was a #BannerDay! The Small Human shared eggs, avocado, AND grilled cheese with me AND she crawled over to her stroller to signal the Adults that she wanted all of us to go for a Family Stroll!! #NewSmallHuman #BestDay πΆππΆπΌπ³π₯π₯ͺβοΈ
Day 354: Tonight when I greeted the Small Human she smelled of pizza. There were only eggs in my bowl, so something doesn't add up. My Investigation just got a little more complex. #NewSmallHuman #PloggleInvestigates πΆπππΆπΌπ³π
Day 353: Tonight I made a special effort to give the Small Human Goodnight Smooches. She waved in return. I'm trying not to be disappointed, but I'm no longer thinking this waving thing is something special. #NewSmallHuman πΆππΆπΌ
Day 351: The Small Human only seems to wave when she deems the situation is special. This evening I gave her a goodnight smooch on her fingers and she gave me a goodnight wave in return. I feel special. #NewSmallHuman πΆππΆπΌππΌ
Day 350: The Small Human's future teeth were really bothering her today. So I made sure to keep an eye on her as much as possible. #NewSmallHuman #TeethingProblems πΆππΆπΌ
Day 348: The Small Human was feeling better today so she went back to wherever she goes during the day. I missed her so much I leapt over her when she got home tonight. #NewSmallHuman #BabyHurdles #NewOlympicSport πΆππΆπΌπ
Day 347: Today I stayed home to help Dad take care of the Small Human, who is still sick. As soon as she was starting to feel better, she started trying to intimidate me. #NewSmallHuman πΆππΆπΌ
Day 346: The Small Human stayed home with a fever today. Unfortunately she was so tired she didn't leave me much to investigate when I got home this evening. #NewSmallHuman #PloggleInvestigates πΆπππΆπΌ
Day 345: The Small Human is sick with a fever so she didn't eat much of her dinner. I'm conflicted because while I feel bad for her, I'm happy I got most of her scrambled egg. #NewSmallHuman πΆππΆπΌπ³
Day 342: Today I chased the Small Human when she was crawling. She's so fast I tried to run the other way to sneak up on her, but she still beat me! #SuperFast #NewSmallHuman πΆππΆπΌ
Day 341: The Small Human stayed up past her bedtime so we could go on a Family Stroll. So I returned the favor by doing my best zigzags to keep her from falling asleep on the walk. #FamilyStroll #NewSmallHuman πΆππΆπΌ
Day 340: Sometimes my Small Human pre-tastes food for me before throwing it on the floor. And I don't mind one bit. #NewSmallHuman #dontjudgeme πΆππΆπΌ
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