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@GCFunPolice 😂😂😂😂It was literally like that. It’s only Kindergarten too…can’t imagine what the other years have in store for us
#NiceTryKid
Em: Mommy are you smart?
Me: Yes.
E: Then spell it.
M: I-T.
E: Dang it.
M: Em that joke is older than you and me combined.
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@208Alana What's even nicer is to developing an intelligence and understanding that knows masks aren't the reason why people get sick or not. Dr. Joe Dispenza, anyone? Bruce Lipton? Gregg Braden? 👼 #IntellectualFreedom #nicetrykid
My 6yr old didn’t want to go to her soccer game today... she asked if she could work from home... 😂😂😂
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@Evi3Zamora @CoachMettlach may have SEEN a bobcat outside of his classroom, but he didn't pick it up and yeet it! #NextLevel #NicetryKid
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“Mana, can I have 2 cookies? Please.”
“Sure.”
“Wait no. Not 2 cookies, just 3.”
#LilM #NiceTryKid 😂🤦🏻♀️
Ask a girl what to call our new set play at bball and she comes up with “Mac and Cheese” #absolutelynot #nicetrykid
2yo QOTD: [having a really rough morning] “I would like to play a game on my iPad and that would help me feel better. That would help my stomachache.” #thatsanewone #nicetrykid 😂
Emma: “What’s for lunch?”
Me: “We can do chicken quesadillas or burritos.”
Emma: “How about I give the options? We can have burritos, quesadillas, or Chick-Fil-A?? I like that option.” #NiceTryKid 😂
Daughter “Let’s get Chik-fil-A.”
“We don’t have the money.”
“We can pull our money together.”
😑
“My contribution is my love.”
#nicetrykid
TaNisha bought 7oz dos equis on accident, my daughter opens the fridge "The beers are so tiny dad, are they kid beers" 😂
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@hqtrivia @mattwasfunny Merry Christmas Eve! 🎅🎄
That moment when my 7yo (with that evil smile) asked Santa for a baby brother and Santa said WHOAAAA NOW 🤣 #thatshipsailed #nicetrykid
Today a student brought this game to my office and was very disappointed to hear that I would not play this with him in lieu of him going to math lesson. I said I would play with him at lunch. He replied, “nah. I like lunch.”
#nicetrykid #atleasthelikeslunch
That feeling when a former student tries to “blackmail” you, but you’re a dad and teacher so you have no shame. You’ve been thrown up on. You’ve seen rock bottom. #nicetrykid
Kid: How much are balloons?
Me: I work for tips.
Kid: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have to give me something.
Kid: *offers up half-full plastic cup of tap water he's been drinking from*
Me: No.
#nicetrykid
Timmy thinks hes going to show a thing or two to Grandma Boer, the new goat in the pen that’s at least twice his size. Timmy is very wrong. #nicetrykid #TimmyGoat #goats #goatslife https://t.co/OXtJGvTVJe
Looks like I do get to take a break from twitch! 😁 Stream will be back in a month with a new fresh look and a new place. #nicetrykid
“Why aren’t you dressed yet?”
“I was busy pooping!”
... the evidence suggests otherwise!
#nicetrykid https://t.co/pSoxlM4hZR
Bwahahaha! My son "forgot" the book he needed for homework so I checked out the eBook through Libby, our library app! 😆😆😆 #nicetrykid #momruinstheday @dmpl
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