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It be like that sometimes🥲🇺🇲
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I remember this tricky patient from last year. Appropriate care provided on scene by replacing turbo intercooler outlet air hose. Had to change my gloves twice but managed to discharge on scene to avoid unnecessary conveyance. #NotAMechanic #L200 #PickUpTruck #Paramedic
Stream sucked, a “new tuber” Discord keeps trash-talking my ideas, and I’m DONE! 😡 #NotAMechanic rage mode ON—back me up, crew! https://t.co/nXL90Kryk5 #MiddleAgedRage
Days Gone or Cyberpunk 2077?
LIVE NOW! Terminator Resistance at 3 PM EST 🦾 Skynet’s got me raging—I’m #NotAMechanic! 😂 Join me & the crew—don’t leave me hanging! https://t.co/nXL90Kryk5 #TerminatorResistance #MiddleAgedRage
Starting a new Terminator Resistance playthrough at 3 PM EST! 🦾 Kinda nervous—will I rage or survive? #NotAMechanic 😂 Join me: https://t.co/nXL90Kryk5 #TerminatorResistance #MiddleAgedRage
2 hours until Terminator Resistance at 3 PM EST! 🦾 I’m nervous starting a play through of a new game—Skynet might win! Save me with #NotAMechanic laughs! 😂 Join: https://t.co/nXL90Kryk5 #TerminatorResistance #MiddleAgedRage
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Being self reliant today 😊 Oil changes aren't that bad as long as the oil drain pan plug isn't seized up 😅 I even remembered to out the plug back in before I added the new oil 👌🏻 #solo #amateuratbest #icanchangemyowntiretoo #selfreliant #lookwhatidid #success #notamechanic
Well, I fixed that part ... Now I've just got to figure out why it won't run. 🤔 #misadventureswithamanda #notamechanic
Tricky patient yesterday, had to change my gloves twice. Appropriate care provided on scene. Replaced turbo intercooler outlet air hose & discharged on scene to avoid unnecessary conveyance. #L200 #PickUpTruck #Paramedic #NotAMechanic
I don't know much but, I do know, that's not what the end of the new one looks like. 🫣 #misadventureswithamanda #farmwife #notamechanic #teamwork #johndeere
@RealWildhog #NotAMechanic - but my best guess is the fuel pump or spark plugs since it’s cranking it but not starting.
If you haven’t done this, your a LIAR!!!
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🔧🤔❓Two questions with the same answer.
1. Are you a mechanic?
ANSWER: No, but I'll take a look.
2. Are you a gynecologist?
ANSWER: Comment below(hint the answer is in this post) @puffpandas
🤣 #NotAMechanic #NotAGynecologist #JustAGoodSport" #TwoQuestions #SameAnswer
I found what was making the weird noises under my right front tire. Broken plastic. Broken fucking plastic was causing me so much panic I can't even begin to explain the relief when I pulled it off. #NotAMechanic
We did another one today after work.. Stub axle and hub replacement and inner CV ✌️.. #NotAMechanic but can get your car back on road
Having a bad day. Spend all morning putting an alternator in my van. Go to return the core to the store and the battery light comes on. Have battery tested, it failed under warranty, exchanged.... battery light still on battery tests fine. Voltage at 11.7 to 12.1
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