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Just got knocked back by my oldest when I said Iβd get him trnsmt tickets on the condition he goes with me #notcooldad π©π©π©
#NOTCOOLDAD I was expecting some goodies for me and Molly πππ and all there is in the box are torture devices????π€¬π€¬π€¬
Cant stop thinking about it π€¦ββοΈπ. I was that dad who rolled down the window and told my freshman daughter I would be βright hereβ in the parking lot as I picked her up from marching band the other night β as she was walking with her drumline friends. #dadfail #notcooldad
Hey @BookCameo I was trying to buy a personalized birthday shout out for my son from @eddiepence and I noticed he isnt listed... what gives? My son will never believe I know @SeanAstin to give him a shout out. He has heard eddie mention me and thinks it's someone else #notcooldad
@cooperscocoanc1 You look fine. We all need extra padding for protection from the zombies π§ββοΈ #nodietsaloud #notcooldad #dietssuck #ZSHQ
Just been told off by my 10 year old for saying he looked βKool and the Gangβ. #NotCoolDad...π³π©
Me: are you a dinosaur? Trick or treater: ummmm, Iβm Charmander... (*valley girl accent). #notcooldad #Halloween18
AYAN NAGPAPAPANSIN NA NAMAN SI LOLO! Baka pwede sa ibang araw na ipost. Masayadong halata eh tsk #notcooldad
jaxsyn says dada, so you bet your ass her & I arenβt leaving the house till she says mum or mama. πππ€¦πΌββοΈ #notcooldad
Mi papΓ‘ se fue al cine con mi hermanita y me dejo estudiando #NotCoolDad
In what I can only assume is an effort to spare himself spam mail, my dad has started giving retailers *my* email address. So far this week, I've received requests for donations from his alma mater, and now this little nugget from @TractorSupply. #NotCoolDad
My dad just scared the crap out of me at Walmart #notcooldad
Dad found this contraption that they call a water bottle. All I know is whenever I bark, I get shot in the face. #notcooldad
How Isaac (and mom) are feeling about @Glenn_Barber going back to work tomorrow... #notcooldad
Weβre at Sears and my dad told my little sister to hide from my mom and I and we nearly had a heart attack ππ #notcooldad #mydadtheprankster
Que le pico a mi papa que ahora me habla por mi primer nombreπ#notcooldad
Son: "I'm meeting friends at Buffalo Wild Wings tonight."
Me: "That sounds good. Can I go?"
Son: .....
Me: "Sorry. Stupid idea."
#notcoolDad
I didn't think sharing Spotify with my dad would be a problem. He now texts his disapproval of my tunes as I'm listening to them #notcooldad
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