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do not come in my DMs thinking you can demand/request pics! I'm a real person, with a real life. I'm not your toy. This is MYYYYYY Twitter and I do as I please. LIKE ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT I AM A PRINCESS BEFORE ALL ELSE? #NotEvenRemotelySorry ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
That darn Bluetooth speaker likes to default to me and Scott gets quite an earful when he turns it on ๐คญ๐๐ถ๏ธ #IronFlame #NotEvenRemotelySorry

@12News Wait, I thought they were all boycotting the NFL anyway?
Good for the Cardinals, it's bad enough we have to deal with Cowboys and Niners fans. We don't need more retards at the games.
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Got any little football fans in the house? Check out the Football Heroes seriesโperfect for the next generation of stars! Whether they're cheering for the winners or the losers, like Man Utd today...
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I just heard a very loud noise from the lounge. I think mum might have found the hairball I left for her. Socks might have been useful too. ๐พ๐ธ
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I just ate my brother's treat and he doesn't know yet. ๐พ๐ฝ
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I accidentally swallowed a whole bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster....
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@Okeating Donโt congregate with others infected with that Oonagh, or thereโll be a murder.
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@F41rygirl Sounds like your classroom has been a hive of activity Lise...
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People who use pity to gain views and get donations on their streams are pretty despicable tbh. I see it every day ๐ #StopIt #NotEvenRemotelySorry #GetReal
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Unpopular opinion: no avanzaremos como sociedad hasta que un poco de vegestorios pasen a la mejor vida
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Today's breakfast is brought to you by the letter 'Diabetes' #notevenremotelysorry

I have ZERO interest in watching La La Land. #notevenremotelysorry
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