Top Tweets for #NotLifeGoals
@CGasparino Lol at how you have to spend your days now. A broken record that has zero substance to anything you post, constantly belittles for bad behavior, and respected by none. Crushing it chuckle! #notlifegoals
According to my app my sleep debt is at 10 hours! Even if it’s not accurate it’s not great - time for some serious changes … starting with less evening Twitter!
#notlifegoals
Morning morning tension. Yen da endirichom nu aakidranga.
#notlifegoals
It's happened. I'm the one arguing a centrist position against my mother's radicalism.
#notlifegoals #ohgod
Obviously I’m making a cake in the shape of a donut for a five years olds party right now. #notlifegoals #needlifegoals 🤦🏼♀️🙄 FFS
I don't always post to social media, but when I do... #notonsocialmedia #2xx #dosequis #notlifegoals https://t.co/o5KUXr6UoP
It’s exhausting being around the loved one & family being all stressed abt stressing abt potential drama then stressing cuz they created their own drama BY stressing then being stressed at cuz I’M not stressing w them. #NotLifeGoals
Woke up to reading Taimur and Kareena in a pool is #lifegoals
This actor owning a 3 lakh worth handbag is life goals. It’s not.
Dear Media, stop telling people this is life goals.
Making a career in the field you love and being happy is life goals.
#false #notlifegoals #paid
@locktreee Imagine a life of hauling golf bags for douchebags and trying to reclaim masculinity through social media. #notlifegoals
the winner of the @NCRTM (where I ran the half last wkd), @mikewardian, apparently holds the record for "fastest marathon as Spiderman and Elvis" #lifegoals. Also the record for the "fastest 50k on a treadmill" #notlifegoals #why (https://t.co/tBUTCvHJgX)
I honest-to-goodness just heard someone say they haven't seen the hobbit...to which their friend tried to defend their reasoning by saying their husband introduced them to geek things. I don't think I've heard anything so horrifying that wadn't national news. #NOTlifegoals
When you know your day is gonna be crap so you just wait for it to get over and move on to your hopefully less shitty weekend 😕 #notlifegoals #sadnessgalore
Driving in a blizzard with literally no visibility was something else #neveragain #notlifegoals #iceland #stormoniceland #stillloveiceland #Iceland2018
This years budget decided a cpl of things for me: that the community Centre I pour hundreds of hrs into, as a VOLUNTEER will get nothing for development - and that I will take the brunt of it, as I turn children away. #notlifegoals #itstartswithcommunitystrength
Trying to shower twins in quick succession whilst fielding work calls and coming down with a fever. #notlifegoals #sendhelp #halfterm #daddy
That time when your sister gets a retweet from @Mark_Sheppard and it's because she misspelled Mosquito 😂😂😂😂 #fail #dying #notlifegoals https://t.co/dzWWIcVuKN
@Tavia_Alaine WTF is a “mesquito”?
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