Top Tweets for #NotMyReality
@ifeisnotreal @F1MECHANICS your oppression> my oppression.
when a man creates a list of why he'd want a GF / wife, don't scream unpaid labor too
if you like, don't cook for your man #notmyreality
@he1sphenomenal @F1MECHANICS If you genuinely think that everything she listed can be likened to systematic/age-long oppression, there’s nothing that can be said to you.
If you like, don’t help your girlfriend zip her clothes 😂 #notmyreality
@1964snakeeater1 she’s dressed like she’s at the primark convention. i’m going to play the dlc on my laptop so i can give her a better outfit if this is true. #notmyreality
After spending 10 million on your interior decoration but no girl is agreeing to come over.
Im very aware of reality, im just gone always choose better therefore #notmyreality
Dude is wild, but this idea is not surprising. Whoever designed this just wants us to live WITH the Draconians who are already in DUMBs across the country.
This will never happen. It's on the wrong timeline. At least for me. #NotMyReality ✌️🏾
Now they’re planning to build a 144 story underground community below Los Angeles, for us. The billboard says, “You may never go outside again”! 👀
I love when pro athletes and fitness gurus post their morning/lunch/evening/before bed routines…”do this daily and you’ll be in the best shape ever!”
I gotta work 12 hours so I can buy dog food and soup, I barely have time to pee most days! 😆
#notmyreality
@fametoken check out my gaming setup, waiting for the release of @RumbleKongs | $FAME | #NotMyReality #NotMyPhoto
Isn’t this the #dude that dresses like a #woman and stole someone else’s @LouisVuitton luggage from the airport?! 🤡#SHOCKER #FJB #FNWO #FBG #mentalissues #wokebullshit #notmyreality #AmericaFirst #LockandLoad #LetsGoooo 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Anyone shocked by this?
More important things going on in the world than the little tiff between @MLBPA and @mlb right now.
Reminding myself, one who truly loves his sports. It has always been true, but particularly true today.
#sportsaremyescape #notmyreality #RealLife #PrayForUkraine #PrayForPeace
After reading this I'm all for exclusion zones. I never want to share a bed, a bar, or any other such social engagement, with this type of ultra~brainwashed bedwetter.
I'm horrified that they even exist and thankful I've never actually met such an individual. 🤡
#NotMyReality
1. "Are You Happy To Mix With The Unvaccinated After October 22nd"
You won't believe this but this letter was read out today on the Pat Kenny Show on Newstalk
New 🧵 1/19
What can be better than #Emmys?
#WeNominate our own Golden Nacho Awards. 😉
Plenty of thrilling nominations in 17 categories for our favourite #Debris - stay tuned @ 8PM ET for the polls @SaveDebris and choose your favourites.
#SaveDebris
#NotMyReality without this cool show ☺️
#Debris #SaveDebris
#NotMyReality where this show is not picked up
@hulu @peacockTV @IMDbTV @AppleTVPlus @PrimeVideo @netflix @hbomax @paramountplus - you may have a loyal army of #Nachos among your followers. 😉
Currently trending scripted:
6. #BringWynonnaHome 📫
7. #SaveDebris
8. #Debris
9. #SaveProdigalSon 🔪
10. #SaveManifest
like, RT & follow
@adoverz @DaenSmn Yeah, I'm 100% sure they knew a lot more about George and Influx - and this bloodbath (Sha and Phelps dying) could be avoided...
#Debris #SaveDebris #NotMyReality
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