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Shun the wanna-be dictator weirdos.
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Stunned again by delivery services not using doorbells! Just got a 'missed delivery' notice from @MyHermesParcel, but hey, no doorbell ring? Am I supposed to be psychic? The struggle to contact companies for redelivery is a real hassle. #DeliveryWoes #NotPsychic 🚪🔔😒
I. Was. Drawing. The. Penguin. At. The. Exact. Time. My. Twin. Retweeted. A. Penguin. Tweet. #MikeDrop #NotPsychic
When you stalk the nurse handing out the Ensure drinks and find yourself faced with a patient you've never heard of and five consecutive medical note entries asking for the dietitian to be chased 😒#notpsychic
Specialist: Why haven't you seen this pt yet
Me: Sorry, did you want me to see them?
S: Yes. I wrote it in the notes.
M: Oh. Did you bleep or ring anyone? Email?
S: No. I wrote in the notes.
M: Oh, I'm sorry my DIRECT MENTAL LINK TO THE MEDICAL NOTES FAILED IN THIS INSTANCE.
Woooo. I just wrote something about the killer clown then this pops up. #creepy #NotPsychic #Coincidental #johnwaynegacy
(shaping up to be a strange "news" day)
#BrianLaundrie #unsolvedmurders
John Wayne Gacy victim identified 45 years after being found in serial killer’s crawl space https://t.co/NN3jRGh1KS
@meddiebaddie Well, I'm having colleagues asking me "I'm missing something! Could you have a look, please?" and my first question is "Okay, then what are you missing?". 😳 #NotPsychic
@FalPalAF828 To be fair I think all the Falpals want to see it grow out 😂 #NotPsychic
@MysterySolvent I think she said, "This President will always put America first, he will always protect American citizens, we will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here, isn’t it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama.” 25.02.20 #notpsychic
Good morning
Happy Thursday
A day at @TestValleyBC today.
Talking leisure and local plan.
Not before this:
*leaving for school*
13:”Have you got my shin pads, mouth guard and hockey stick?”
Me:”No, you didn’t say you needed them?”
13:”Aargh. You should KNOW!”
#notpsychic
The woman sat in front of me smells of #ThierryMugler #Angel
And is a size 14.
#NotPsychic #DressLabelStickingOut 😄
#BusWankers
Why the fuck am I getting yelled at for not calling, even though I did, but you don’t answer your phone & are too stupid to clear your voicemail inbox? #notPsychic 🌝
Farmer: “Well you’re a woman! Can you tell me what Mother Nature is gonna do?”
Sir if I knew that I would be checking cattle on my new 10,000 acre ranch and not answering your call #notpsychic
Here you go peeps, a new product on the Teespring store and I have to say this is probably one of my favourite designs so far
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#DnD #ttrpg #merch #notpsychic #tabletopgaming #GM #design
@MF040792 @pokertwitacc @SatoshiFlipper @scottmelker @otsukimicrypto @ChingasX @XRP_Anderson @snavemaill @jlnixon23Real @Crypto__Daz @myster___x @goFaast [Looks in front of him]
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- Nope... #NotPsychic MF! Guess you're of some other kind then!? 🤨
@pokertwitacc: A lil' help here!?
Love getting a call from work asking why I'm not there when I'm not on the rota to be in today, only to be told that the rotas all changed while I was on holiday...
Not only did noone tell me, but also didn't send me the new rotas...
How was I supposed to know!?
#NotPsychic
I just noticed the phrase "It's been a day.." kinda bothers me. Hasn't everyday been a day? 🤷🏼♀️ I'm going to need folks to be more specific. Was it a long day, a busy day, a life changing day, a long days night?!? #NotPsychic
☎️: I want to know if what i’m feeling is a side effect of this drug
🤷♂️: What drug & what are you feeling?
☎️: (bla blah blah i’m not saying bc i’m afraid of getting my identity stolen)
🤷♂️: I don’t know
☎️: You don’t know?! Aren’t you a pharmacist? *scoffs*
#notPsychic
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