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Me being curious, googling in Dutch: why doesn't the ball fall out of a roll on deodorant? #Google answer suggestions: "How to shave your balls for the 1st time" & " What to do with sweaty balls and a sticky sack."๐ณ๐คญ๐คฃ
#Dutch #Googling #NotWhatIaskedFor #deoderant
#CouchWatch , day 14. Is there a special K9 award for patience and tolerance above and beyond the norm? ๐๐ซ
#puppy #labrador #gsp #pointer #NotWhatIAskedFor
My first #ShinyPokemon from #PokemonGo, and it's a Damned #Nincada, and it's not even good...
#Fuck!!
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#ShinyHunting
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#FuckMyLife
#NotWhatIAskedFor
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Iโve been a bit frustrated that I had to cancel my concert trip to London this coming weekend due to train issues and now Iโve been blessed with such a bad cold that I wouldnโt have been able to go anyway... ๐คง #notwhatIaskedfor #thetimingisgoodthough
When you tell your barber you want your hair like this, and you walk out of the barbers looking like this....๐#lostintranslation #notwhatiaskedfor https://t.co/Kw7dLvTlzv
There has to be a better system with the Royal mail annual leave cards #notwhatiaskedfor
Just opened my Christmas present and it was a half a bag of mini Jet-Puffedยฎ marshmallows in a bowl of warm piss fuck you mom Iโm running away #notwhatiaskedfor #thepisssmelledlikeasparagus #asparagustweet
When you crouch down to try to get a cute picture of your dog but then he gets up and comes to sit in your lap๐ฉ๐ #notwhatiaskedfor
*Rant Time* when you ask for a certain shoe, color and size but they donโt have it. So the sales person comes back with a different shoe & color and says, oh...we donโt have it but...we have this one. Smfh ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ#NotWhatIAskedFor
I just got the worst haircut in the history of haircuts from @GreatClips, I asked for a tad shorter than I usually get and the woman literally buzz cuts my whole head!!! Thanks for chopping off ALL my hair, looks like itโs hat season for the next month #notwhatiaskedfor
When you type "Couple Poses" Into google with out putting the sims 4 infront of it ๐ณ๐ณ#notwhatiaskedfor
Me when 3 out of 5 fall to the illness on Christmas day. #hazmatsforall #plagueinthebasement #Lysolwins #notwhatIaskedfor #canIreturnthis
Me: Miss S wants to know what I asked for for Christmas. What should I tell her?
5: Wine! Alcohol! And drugs!
Me: Drugs?
5: Yup!
#thingsmynkssay #notwhatiaskedfor
That instant when your Pandora station turns into obscurity. #change #identitycrisis #notwhatiaskedfor #nooooo
You should not be allowed work in a barbers if you can't speak English #notwhatiaskedfor
When you ask TmarTn to take a picture for you and your phones album is suddenly full of these. ๐#notwhatiaskedfor
Completely mortified by my hair transformation at @ultabeauty salon. What I asked for vs. What I got. #ulta #salon #notwhatiaskedfor #tears
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