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Welp, restaurant website didn’t say their #ChsRestaurantWeek participation was dinner only😒 #NotWinningToday

10 second penalty for max. #notwinningtoday
We do lots of #SelfManagement at work, learning from each other, recognising it’s an ongoing learning process. Nothing prepares you for a disappointing health app, not the care or team, it’s 100% my #PsoriaticArthritis that’s causing it, still gutted though! #NotWinningToday

Don't know who connected the Neptune to the internet, but... 1h later...#notwinningtoday

@hammyinmiami I’m up because I had a pounding headache that woke me Now the Headache is gone but its time to get ready for work now 😤 🤣 #notwinningtoday
Last #nerdytshirtfriday of 2021-22. No matter how crazy this year was with pandemic,changed schedules, teaching Bio,million google classroom emails in inbox,one thing remains unchanged the love for Ss, science and fun @czavacki have teaching together! #notwinningtoday #Hdaysleft

Shift completed, without incident, a rare event, dogs walked, kip time. Yeah I know I rock on a Friday.... but I'm happy #livelife #countingmyblessings #COVID19 #notwinningtoday
Hardest part of coaching - kids who don't want corrections from coaches and then get mad when coaches stop giving corrections to them. #NotWinningToday
I’ve been at work for 2 mins, the office isn’t even technically open yet and I’ve already covered myself and desk in coffee #notwinningtoday #ismellofcoffee
Busted an entire syringe of roc in my face (it smells like eggs and vinegar) and then I butt dialed 911 during an intubation........ #notwinningtoday
Trying to convince my husband that a $2600 vintage Chanel bag is an investment in a work of art and not “crazy” #notwinningtoday
So Jayden’s been sick on my sofa today, wee’d on the carpet and thrown a shitty nappy round the living room which was all in the space of a hour!! #notwinningtoday #mumlife
2 hours to get to work & also dropped coffee on my lap #notwinningtoday 😛 The day can only get better !!! @JAmbrazaitis 😘
Drove the kids 40 min. away to the 2nd birthday party of the day. Pulled into an empty driveway. Party is next week. #awkward Headed home, I realize I’ve been driving around w/ my bright lights on... since I bought the car. 🤦♀️ #notwinningtoday #clearlyIneedtogobacktowork
You know things are grim with @Microsoft actually gives you this message. My colleague revived it after he’d waited 90 minutes for updates.. #NotWinningToday

@nurse_roochew apparently i am being a little sensitive and over dramatic today, i just got mad at a co-worker a few minutes ago and apparently it wasn't justified, so my boss tells me. Even though it totally was in my mind. 😠🙄 #notwinningtoday #ineedanewjob
I got a cat hair in my eye last night as I was going to bed.. so today I have a swollen puffy/oozy eye. It’s hella sexy, right? #NotWinningToday #grumpy #workingwithoneeyeopen

Today did not go as planned. And now I am dwelling on the past instead of sleeping. #notwinningtoday #fuckanxiety #fuckdepression
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