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an e-mail arrives which has me in stitches ... #obvsnot
Iโll tell you what @DHLParcelUK, it would be really useful if I could actually speak to someone instead of going round in circles on a malfunctioning telephone system... ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
#IThoughtCustomerWasKing #ObvsNot
There's a reason @borisjohnson was booed out of Addenbrooks today.
Pretending his party loves the NHS after a decade of running it into the ground is, essentially, a way of gaslighting frontline staff.
Conditions have never been so grim.
Shame on him.
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โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ #INTERIORTHURSDAYS โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ Can you even handle these floors!!? ๐ฑ๐ฑ Great capture from @mirandafabricius Weโre thinking about tiling over the foyer floor. Thoughts? ๐คฏ๐คฅ๐ณ๐
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#umno #heckno #obvsnot #originalfloors #woodfloors #theydontmakethemliketโฆ https://t.co/ezWTShnlWz
@workmanalice @australian Rumours, gossip, scandal. ??
Did you listen to Kerry O Brienโs #logiespeech?
#obvsnot ๐
SO apparently I need to watch every Oilers game and be at every Eskimos game for them to win. ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ #obvsnot #butithelps
i really thought justin would marry selena, haha #obvsnot
Went upstairs for 2 seconds and heard the distinct sound of kub's harmonica, which I thought I had cleverly hidden from him #obvsnot ๐๐๐
Thought mum was taking a photo ๐ณ #ObvsNot ... Great wee intimate in-store gig on Sat in #PalaisDeDanse ๐ #EditionsHaighton #PerfectPotion
@TomDean86 Yeah, all those times I played the donkey in the nativity play in school paid off, I'm now a massive actress. ๐ #obvsnot
You'd think at this age and older people would stop making things up #obvsnot
@MancBastard @City_Watch Hart must be weeping . Best we've played in 3 games at camp nou. Only time we've been humped #coincidence? #obvsnot
I certainly hope that she will be asking all the male fellas she'll be talking to tonight the same q. #obvsnot https://t.co/dhPZJSmFgb
I swear if one more person asks me if the baby is on his way yet ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป #obvsnot
S/O to the lad who told my dad I was too fucked to play at Mother's Ruin #sound #wereyoueventhere #obvsnot #theytriedtomakemegotorehab
Walking down tullow street and got stopped my @beat102103 to see if its possible to find love at a festival #obvsnot
There was me thinking we signed @Ibra_official for his shirt selling skills #utd #obvsnot @davidvarneyjnr https://t.co/6tlSojSQZH
Top 10 shirt selling footballers in the world๐ https://t.co/mX8YT0VbNq
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