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my dad told me to stop playing fortnite because they’re adding an assad skin #okaydad
“I wasn’t talking to myself I was talking to the oven” #OkayDad
Me to dad : Newborn babies are so ugly hahahaha. I wonder how I looked like as a newborn. Was I ugly too?
Dad : Ya, worse. Even uglier. Ugliest baby I have ever seen.
#okaydad #nochill #mydadhasnochill
Me:
My dad: “Plan the f****ing $**t out of that wedding!” 👍🏼
#okaydad
When your dad lectures you for 30 minutes about settling down with a nice country boy with a ranch. Verbatim: “is there a cowboy club at your school?” 😄
Not gonna lie, my dad has always been right. 😳😄
#okaydad #dadthings
My dad calls me last night and starts off by going: so for fathers day I'm thinkin a new wallet #okaydad 😂
**Coughs once while on the phone with my dad**
Him: “What’s wrong? Are you getting sick again? It’s because you only have coffee dinner sometimes and need to wear more clothes.”
...what? 😂 #OkayDad
Lol @ y’all thinking soccer is gonna break the Atl sports curse #OkayDad
Timmy just called and said “hello little baby Jesus Mackenzie laying awake in her manger” #okaydad
Caturday or Haturday? I love sleepin on hats. The end. #benbencantcatcat #benbenhathat #benbencatcatonthehathat #okaydad #thatsenoughinstagramforyou #goawayben #idowhatiwant #nodad… https://t.co/KDkRabQGw6
Dad: “you came home to just be on your phone?”
Me: “you literally said to not talk during the movie 3 minutes ago”
#okaydad
At the Eagles Nest celebrating Mom’s retirement.
Dad: “This place is like a merry go round for senior citizens.”
#okaydad
But I will hand it to him. While Mom (who is due any second) took a nap with monster after their walk Dad took the fish he caught, grilled it up, made some lemonade and repaired some things all before the kids even got home! #OkayDad
My dad walks in the room and suddenly says "we have to learn klingon"
#OkayDad
Me: *makes a vine joke*
Mel: “dad you ever seen that vine”
Dad: we had a grape vine once
#okaydad
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