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Just placed my order for a Sanlida 6 in 1 stand mixer and I’m soooo excited for it to come in. #oldpersonstatus
One of my neighbors is having a party, I can hear the music INSIDE OF MY HOUSE. If my 4 month old is woken up I’m calling the cops with a noise complaint. #GetOffMyLawn #OldPersonStatus #TurnDownYourMusic
Took me a solid 20 minutes to figure out how to add to my instagram story. Why? #thisis29 #oldpersonstatus #technoloWHAT
@skornet I was trying to search “Big Brother” on Twitter and somehow ended up tweeting it instead.... #oldpersonstatus
I truly can’t imagine going to WeFest anymore. #oldpersonstatus
So this is what being 40 is: thinking "I need to Google that later," but never remembering what "that" was. #oldpersonstatus
I've become the person at the theme park that watches everyone else go on rides and holds their stuff. #oldpersonstatus #rollercoastersmakemesick
Before mission: ran like 15 accounts all w seperate logins, passwords, and emails.
After mission: currently resetting my Facebook password for the third time.
What the crap. #OldPersonStatus
First weekend off in a month and a half and the only thing I wanna do, is chill in my undies on the couch and watch criminal minds #oldpersonstatus
I’ve been out of the dating world so long I suggested to a friend to “poke” a girl on fb to get her attention. Is that still a thing?? #oldpersonstatus
Omg Halsey was awesome! I’m so tired now. #OldPersonStatus #ImTooOldForConcerts #SoManyTeenagers #CanIGoHaveFunNow #IBehaved
Going to sleep before 8:30. #OldPersonStatus
I will go out of my way to go to "my Kroger" #oldpersonstatus
We have friends over and I'm like it's almost 1am, I have to work tomorrow, and I've worked all day. I need sleep. #oldpersonstatus
Sooo glad to be avoiding Pride this year. Like yay I'm here I'm queer and y'all who hate it can suck my armpit but TRAFFIC. #OldPersonStatus
My husband honestly wants to start a movie right now. It's almost midnight. I can't hang like I used too 🙅🏻😴 #oldpersonstatus #goodnight
Get Ready. #OldPersonStatus
I just tripped over Chandler's cars and caught myself on the fridge. I didn't even... https://t.co/pcFDlRx4hB
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