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Monday is officially the worst day to grocery shop……for me!!! 🥴🤪😫
A little voice in my head keeps reminding me to be nice and stay out of jail! 😂😇🚔
#orangeisnotmycolor
#deepbreath #whyisthereonlyonecheckoutlaneopen
Just sent an email telling my client to request the info that Innovation Refunds used to determine their ERC eligibility. This is a good, long-term client, but I'm not touching those amended returns without solid documentation. #TaxTwitter #orangeisnotmycolor
@lucky_deviant You feel this way at a meeting while I feel that way just being at work. People try to hand me a dollar and say they don’t have change, WTF, I don’t either. Then they pull a wad of $20’s out of their other pocket. #OrangeIsNotMyColor
More like "heft and haul."
I swear... It's research! Promise.😳😐😶😇👀
#itsresearchformybook #googlesearchhistory #indieauthors #amazonbooks #prime #itsresearchiswear #thanksfortheheadsup #bigbrotheriswatching #writingcommunity #orangeisnotmycolor
Only for today I will say #HookEm ! #auctionspiritweek #anythingforthechildren #orangeisnotmycolor #sorrybaylor @WilchesterSBISD @SBISD @jennifer_blaine
Dear @Twitter - I’m pretty sure I follow enough UK-related accounts that this should NEVER be a suggestion #BBN #orangeisnotmycolor 🙅🏼♀️
@LaughOutLander I understand ice cream is not love, but if I'm stuffing my face with it, then I'm not throttling anyone or saying something that will get me fired. 😁 #paralegallife #orangeisnotmycolor
Another #MS walk done. #multiplesclerosis #orangeisnotmycolor @ Des Moines, Iowa https://t.co/LCCVzewORt
@themartian461 @ayegee96 My filter is 90% eroded. Anymore commentary from me and it’ll be seen as a threat... not trying to go to jail. #orangeisnotmycolor But, ya know, I calls it like I sees it. 😂🤷🏻♀️
When you have the insatiable urge to stab the lazy selfish motherfucker and then remember you look horrible in prison stripes and orange is not your color! #lazypeoplesuck, #selfishpeoplesuck, #shouldntletthemruinyourday, #stabbingisillegal, #orangeisnotmycolor
I can’t bring myself to watch the Tennessee and Auburn b’ball game today bc that’s like asking me which color orange I hate the most, which is BOTH! #OrangeIsNotMyColor
If I see yo little 16 yr old ass on tinder, ya best believe I’m gonna report it. That’s jail bait right there #orangeisnotmycolor
My Hippie coworker said her whole therapy session was about how the planet is dying and she cannot live with it.
This is why my lip has bite marks all over it.
#NeedMyJob
#OrangeIsNotMyColor
God help me, I have to go to the grocery store.... #INeedYourPrayers #GiveMeStrengthLord #MayNeedBailMoney #OrangeIsNotMyColor
A class divided: Who will win? @MrsKatyAllen’s @FootballUGA or @lbcalahan’s @GatorsFB losing teacher had to wear the winning team’s colors next Friday #orangeisnotmycolor #godawgs
The worst part of surgery wasn’t the pain. It was the fact that so much iodine was used to sterilize the area that I looked orange and resembled @realDonaldTrump for a hot second. And no one wants that. #OrangeIsNotMyColor
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Can't wait to get this divorce done, and I need friends. But hey at least I'll have my maiden name back in 3 months
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