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Ok friends…quick…TLDR…bad mom moment yesterday, kid lost tooth, tooth fairy didn’t show (mom wrecked out and forgot) and tooth fairy was stuck in the Polar Vortex. Welp…that bitch (me) didn’t show again last night…give me your best excuses for the kid…GO GO GO! #parentslie
When your 5 year old finds and loves “The Parent Trap,” on Disney plus, the credits say “Introducing Lindsey Lohan,” and you know where it all leads to…😳. #parentslie
My 7 yr old: "I smell cookies!"
Me: "No. Mom lit a cookie scented candle."
My disappointed 7 yr old: "Oh."
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What's a Lie Your Parents Told You When You Were a Kid? - AnswerAmigos https://t.co/NObYnhgVta via @YouTube
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Told the kids this glacier was as old as the dinosaurs (not a fact) and now they want to go up and find some dinosaurs @GlacierNPS #crosscanada #postedinapandemic #beautifulBC #parentslie #RVing

@mishacollins Tell him it wasn't blood but tomato sauce. You weren't gutting anyone, only eating spaghetti...with a knife.🤧
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For the rest of the day our dinner tonight will be referred to as 'beef' ... we don't say the V-word because one of us won't even try that meat but the same one really loves my slow-cooked 'beef'. #ParentsLie #DealWithIt
My mum told me as a child these berries are poisonous and would kill me if I ate them. I told my daughters the same thing yesterday. Then I thought, hang on, is that true?! #parentslie

So my mom and I are driving home from St. Louis and I turned the light on and she said “turn that off, it’s illegal” and I asked “how is that illegal” and she replied, “idk it just is” 😒 #parentslie #isitillegal
@AshleyKateHR @AmandaU_HR @KateRyderHR @JacquiWallHR @PaulaShawHR @KirstyForsythHR I genuinely thought that if you swallowed chewing gum then it would stay in your stomach for years. It was only recently that my mum confirmed that this was just a story she told me! #obviouslynottrue #parentslie #itslikesantaalloveragain 🙈
My son lost his tooth. I took change out of his piggy bank and put it under his pillow. #momlife #parenting #survival #parentslie #parentingconfessions #momconfessions
Had 2 hide mini eggs from my 3YO so i pretended it was medicine. I'm so committed to this lie now that I have them with water. #parentslie
@RupertTitch @DBRacingUK @JoMacIntosh1 *whispers*. That s what they all sez Rules. *Nods*. #parentslie
@rowellvickie @catherinerusse2 @SamRussellComic My parents still continue the myth. I'm 33.
They also convinced us my mum was princess Ann tho ... #evilparents #parentslie
#3- Curly bangs are a good idea. #ParentsLie
#2- Rats make nests in your hair at night and that's why it's so tangled. #ParentsLie
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