#PastorProblems - Twitter Hashtag

4 days ago

@TheBabylonBee Pentecostal pastor explains that any lyric about bowing before the Lord, or being still, quiet or contrite, is, too, strictly a metaphor. #pastorproblems

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Wade Lentz

@wadelentz

9 months ago · Mayflower

I was preaching on Onesimus this morning and doing great… until I blanked on how to say his name. 😅 Had to ask the congregation to bail me out. God’s Word is infallible. My pronunciation? Not so much. 😂 #PastorProblems #OnesimusWins

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I, Natalie Taylor @iNatalieTaylor

about 1 year ago

#pastorproblems #theology #church

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Kev The Rev (FHL Ministries) @MutaTheCat2022

over 1 year ago

Please don't let the collar throw you off. I'm not Catholic, I just can't tie a necktie to save my life. #PastorProblems

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𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐥𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐥 @JoelNotJoel

about 2 years ago

Our new French chef gives me the crepes. #pastorproblems

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Rickey Bass @RickdBass

about 2 years ago

@JoelNotJoel haters gonna hate when you have <pause for effect> #thefavor Definitely this is #pastorproblems

Joshua

@Joshua_M_Hump

about 2 years ago

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Matt Gille @matt_gille

over 2 years ago · Stuart

Today I made a hospital visit with one of our church’s lay elders to visit a 95 year old woman who is having serious kidney failure. Our elder out of nowhere straight up asked her, “Do you plan to be buried in a casket or be cremated?” 🤦🏻‍♂️ #awkward #pastorproblems

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𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐥𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐥 @JoelNotJoel

over 2 years ago

Is there really a Sanity Clause in my contract? #pastorproblems

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Lee @80sPastorDude

over 2 years ago

#PastorProblems I confess, I showed up late for lunch yesterday so I wouldn't have to pray for the food. Kidding. Or am I?

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Kathy CallahanHowell @KCallahanH

over 2 years ago

Pet peeve: when I say I love you or I miss you and someone (like a parishioner) says I love you more or I miss you more. It’s not a contest. And especially if you miss me more, why don’t you show up? You know where I am. #fmtwitter #petpeeve #pastorproblems

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staffordgreer @stafford_greer

over 2 years ago

When your wardrobe is recorded on video each week, getting dressed for church requires going back and rewatching what you’ve worn the past couple weeks as not to over-wear/repeat an outfit too often. #pastorproblems #thestruggleisreal

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Kev The Rev (FHL Ministries) @MutaTheCat2022

almost 3 years ago

"Are you a real Minister?" No. I just dress like this to pick up chicks. 😏 👊😎🙏 #PastorProblems

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Levi Powers @SeelsorgerLevi

almost 3 years ago

I have a Kyrie stuck in my head. #pastorproblems

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𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐥𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐥 @JoelNotJoel

almost 3 years ago

My peripatetic doorman kept me waiting two minutes before opening the limo. #pastorproblems #sermonprep

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Allen S. Nelson IV @cuatronelson

about 3 years ago

I’m gonna tell you right now, I’m getting tired of passing out gospel tracts to people only to find out a Perryville Second Baptist Church member has ALREADY given them a tract. #pastorproblems

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𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐥𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐥 @JoelNotJoel

about 3 years ago

“Spring break” was my mechanic’s explanation for the rough ride in the Bentley. #pastorproblems

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Billy Byler @TheByler

over 3 years ago

If the FBI searched my home for Classified documents from my workplace, all they'd find is some past church bulletins and several old, crumpled receipts that I should have turned in months ago. #pastorproblems #confession

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Anthony Scoma @ascoma

over 3 years ago

Shout out to all the pastors lying in the dark suffering from FOMO because they have to preach in the morning and everyone else gets to have fun. Never mind that the people having fun probably won’t make it to the service anyway. #PastorProblems