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Tell me you use cannabis without telling me you use cannabis.
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When patients think they know more than you despite your years of nursing school and experience 😂😂
#nursing #nurselife #nursingproblems #patienthumor #patientmemes
Apparently, suggesting to doctors in interventional radiology that they might cause Marie Curie-type side-effects in you, is not considered a joking matter. Who knew they were so lacking in sense of humor?
#PatientHumor
Patient says, "Tom said there's something wrong with my rotisserie cup!" 😭😭😭😭😭
Translation: They meant "Rotator Cuff"
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#PatientHumor
Me: how would u rate ur pain?
Pt: today's date!
Me: what? 🤔
Pt: a 10/10 !! 😂
#patienthumor #OneSentenceShift
Dentist asked later how it went, I said would have been better if the Novocaine had of worked. Had to tell him I was joking. #PatientHumor
And now for a little humor this Friday morning. #nursehumor #satire #patienthumor https://t.co/ShRVLNFng4
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