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Today a nice young woman offered to help me put up my luggage in the compartment on the plane.
Now Iβm really starting to think itβs bc of the white hair π
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#PerksOfGettingOlder you remember stuff no one will ever see on the internet
#PerksOfGettingOlder perks my ass... oh wait no not perky anymore π¬π
#PerksOfGettingOlder you could teach history without using a book because you lived it.
Your bones creak more than your stairs. #PerksOfGettingOlder
Little things donβt bother you as much #PerksOfGettingOlder
You get a lot wiser. #PerksOfGettingOlder
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You don't need a stylist anymore cause no one notices you.
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I can think of a million bad things but luckily I quickly forget themπ
Scrotal patches!
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Iβm aging well. Like a good wine.
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I forget I had perks. So it doesnβt me. π
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Any Day can be that one day where you just start screaming "eff everything". And really mean it.
#PerksOfGettingOlder I get carried a lot.
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You donβt need rice crispies to hear snap crackle pop. #PerksOfGettingOlder
#PerksOfGettingOlder you need reminders.
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