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@cjoyalways Girl. Especially when the last assignment you turned in was barely readable and did not follow the instructions. #Profproblems
I thought my grades were due next Friday. They’re due Monday. How fun is that? #profproblems
Things I need to do today: Grade and write
Things I’ve done so far today: Grocery shop, get coffee, do laundry, and clean the kitchen.
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Hubs: “I thought you were going to do a bunch of grading today.”
Me: “Mind your business.”
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I injured my back yesterday wearing heels to class. So that’s how old I am. #profproblems
Why did I wait so long to work on my syllabus, a teacher’s story. #profproblems
Dear Students ~ Please stop asking me if your graded writing assignments have to be a paragraph form. They do. And the question makes me sad. #profproblems #AcademicTwitter
Student missed class today due to a mandatory event— which I learned DID exist but was not attended by the student. Is it December yet? #profproblems #Fallsemester #noendinsight
I submit that many of you are defeating the college experience for your kids. #ProfProblems
Another Friday night and no one in my family wants to talk about zoning authority or govt’s power to tax. Sigh. #profproblems #dueprocess
Some students carefully calculate what work they can skip and still pass. Other students skip assignments and then seem shocked at the consequences when the end of the semester rolls around. The latter group is always the one that wants me to work magic for them. #profproblems 🪄
I bend over backwards to help students who are struggling— and I always wonder if I am actually helping or just keeping them afloat in one class while the ship itself is sinking. #profproblems #AcademicTwitter
Some Student Every Summer: I just didn’t realize how intense a summer class was going to be, and it’s been tough to balance it with my two other classes, my internship, my part-time job, and our annual family vacation. #everydamnyear #profproblems #summerschool
Dear Students ~ if you spent half as much time actually writing the paper as you do looking for someone else’s paper to submit as your own, you might actually do well and learn something in the process. #AcademicTwitter #profproblems #summerschool
I had to stop reading the essays and pour a drink. 😭 #profproblems
I think I have discovered the secret to writing fewer letters of rec: Ask students to set a meeting with me so we can discuss their plans and needs. #AcademicTwitter #whydidntithinkofthissooner #proflife #profproblems
I am going to go into temporary hiding. Let me know when reference season is over. #AcademicTwitter #profproblems #writemealetter
My favorite thing to do is hang out during office hours, waiting for a student who begged for a meeting to discuss their failing grades, knowing they won’t actually show up. (And, of course, they don’t.) *sigh* #AcademicTwitter #profproblems #helpmehelpyou
This week I am vacillating between resenting that I have to be back at work and being frustrated at how little work I have managed to get done. I think this is the faculty death spiral. #AcademicTwitter #profproblems #bahhumbug
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