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When all other trainers have been done with their matches for a while and we check to see what table is still playing.
#PlayPokemon #ProfessorProblems #ThankYouProfessor #PokemonVGC #VGC
2.18 miles, 256 foot elevation gain. Beautiful run/walk ๐ I'll be better at this once finals week is over and grades are turned in ๐ #CharityMiles #everymilematters #getoutside #professorproblems
When you think you're cruising to graduation but Professor Doom strikes again! ๐ง๐ #GraduationGoals #ProfessorProblems #AcademicObstacles
I was fine with the #Crowdstrike meltdown today until it closed @Starbucks.
I forgot my cold brew at home and now Iโm decaffeinated, which is bad for writing. #professorproblems
If Thomas Jefferson were a college student.. #professorproblems @Prof_Probs @WashProbs @ReadTheSyllabus
Google has canceled all unlimited storage offerings and has begun charging its education customers for their stored content. I guess they need the money and schools don't. #professorproblems #teacherproblems
@ass_deans This is so true but they are the parts that keep me going to do the parts I don't like and they allow me to be great. https://t.co/6khnsntQt8 #PurposefulProfessor #ProfessorProblems #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter
This time of year my level of exhaustion is on 10. #ProfessorProblems
@ReadTheSyllabus During my spring break, I graded 120 undergraduate assignments & 36 doctoral assignments.
#ImTheProblemItsMe as they were all due a week ago and I wanted to give them tons of feedback. #ProfessorProblems Iโm not sure they even #ReadTheComments Yet, here I am
I had that dream again. The one in which a student wearing an old timey sleeping cap brings a pillow, and a blanket, to class and crashes out in the front row. Full-on sleep mode. Mouth open. Abundantly snoring. Must be week seven. #professorproblems
Semester fatigue hitting me like Mariah hitting those high notes, but instead of a standing ovation, I'm getting a standing ovation from my coffee mug. โ๏ธ๐ #ProfessorProblems #MariahMode #MoreCoffeePlease
Can we talk about how HARD it is to get back into teaching mode after a holiday break?! I know I'm not alone here, but sheesh! Tryna finish this semester strong. #BackToReality #ProfessorProblems
My student was a real one today and rather than call me out she just handed me this note #professorproblems ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Just had a student describe their grade through the first three weeks of the semester as "horrific".
They have a 92.4%
So, it's going to be one of those semesters. #ProfessorProblems
Me and Hoover (Great/Lab) plod through the pile of yesterdayโs news. Twice a year at the end of the semester I can catch up on reading, and dazzle those in my orbit with dated anecdotes and opinions. #NYTimes #professorproblems #greatdanes #rescuedogsrock
DAMNIT! Iโm a week-and-a-half away from being able to truly focus on my overflowing research agenda. I had an absolutely amazing run this morning, perfect conditions. While running I got a REALLY good, exciting idea for a NEW paper. WHY AM I LIKE THIS? #ProfessorProblems
Does anyone out there still do CARD-FISH? And if so, where do you order your HRP Probes from? Struggling to find the equivalent of what I purchased in grad school over a decade ago... ๐
#ProfessorProblems #AcademicChatter #Microbiology #CARDFISH
Already!?!? with AI generated text in student essays. We got here fast. Ugh. #professorproblems
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