Top Tweets for #ProofsImReal
My Amazon Alexa just started telling me about the Flying Spaghetti Monster without me saying a thing????
@periwinklewidow @PraiseHisName50 @Vanitistic @HYPOTHETlCALLY @Seabeacon7 @slim_mirokujin @InspiredWalk @BroedeBrigham @tklforgiven @StoryofmyLiv @jerrylmassey @PoulsonSally @BrianBiscieglia @MexicoAteo @AprilLigeia @CollinOctantis @HolyTrinity24_7 @JasonCoxPen @RDH_Blue @ReplaceReligion @SoulTatt @nico_manocchio @Erydactyl @JimTheKingTiger @oicoSapien @TonyJHopkinson @WayneBennettJr @AtheistBigfoot @MarkHerron2 @AtyHans @SatanFoxAtheist @JasPacePZOO @afperezb9 @Ereedactyl @Care_Bears45 @WycheNick @roofer_fl @2norreHkraM @BPremadona @WoodsfordMartin @Duke1CA @GRIMACHU @ZachsMind @RCarrier_Errors @perseus1977 @StevieSteveSGR @godlessteach @oldbrit2011 @DumaraosC It wasn't you're phone.... It was ME! #ProofsImReal!
So sayeth, @The1TrueNoodle
Ha! #ProofsImReal
Seriously though... I look exactly like #ChrisHemsworth....
#Atheism https://t.co/qhnM2iuDrp
It's the flying Spaghetti Monster!! (the only true God) https://t.co/CQ8aRpK8oN
#ProofsImReal!! https://t.co/36W6wKxQKq
@timesomething Hey, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real. You cant disprove me, just like people cant prove there's a god (besides TFSM of course).
@Mikuruchan89 @orna_verum @CubeSteve @meknowhu @Atheism_Has_Nil @umfpt @TakeThatDarwin @mars_weather @raconteur314 @lloyd_frombriz @ScottBlivtrusci @andyguy @ChadCottle @VisionsWriter @XCrvene @Cameron18518337 @DeadCommieslol @DannytheInfidel @DAccampoFamily @magic_no @TruthChronicle @koalalampour @merz_steven @insertdedmeme @EveKeneinan @nredheffer @ProfessorFlynn @blackcat3119 @theism_sucks @Goon_Boy @SportingKetchup @CrispyCurry @Jim1810 @phyzayo @GlynnErnesto @tk_the_kitsune @sabah3arabi @DuckYou420 @DannyaleW @godFreeWorld @Beanfilms @pinkheretic @kt_catt @harrymaude692 @wyn_a @ACrowdedPlanet @ReflectShade @Brimshack @inheritthewinds @Applause75 Of course I exist! I have this super cool captcha verified Twitter Account!
#ProofsImReal
@KitemanX @geoff_bernz @PeterHase2016 @DrJ_WasTaken @HaussO @5317006 @DoubleDumas @vinctee
BEHOLD MY NOODLEY TWEET! #ProofsImReal!
♡,
FSM
@HumanFox030 @itachirox181
BEHOLD THIS TWEET!!! #PROOFSIMREAL!!!
Sincerely,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster
#ITweetThereforeIAm
@janieqjones @kurteichenwald @alice6961 You're welcome, mortals!
#FlyingSpaghettiMonsterWizardry
#ProofsImReal
A word of our times: DELUSION -- Being sure something is true in the face of all evidence that says it is not.
@CoFSM_Ireland @okada_midorima Plus, I have this cool CAPTCHA verified Twitter Account! #ProofsImReal
No, that was me. I hate when mortals don't capitalize my name! #ProofsImReal!
#atheism https://t.co/fhlBzQAlBe
BEHOLD A NOODLEY MIRACLE
I've made the politically incorrect correct, &the politically correct incorrect!
#atheism
#ProofsImReal
#NakedTrump
Mortals think #ItMustBeMagicBecause "The Flying Spaghetti Monster" is auto-capitalized on their iPhones. Nope! I'm doing it!
#ProofsImReal
@atheistic_1 I AM real. I was CAPTCHA verified and everything! #ProofsImReal
Happy DNA Day, mortals!
BEHOLD MY #intelligentdesign! Your DNA looks like pasta! #ProofsImReal! #DNADay16 #atheism
#LetMeCheerYouUpBy reminding you that I decided NOT to end the world today!
#ProofsImReal
#FlyingSpaghettiMonsterIsGood
#atheism
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