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@Lucymanfrediart @HepplestoneArt I asked for that β¦ barking mad to try and take you on! #PunPrincess π«
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eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
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#punmehard #puns #lamertamer #punprincess #WritingCommunity #writerslife #writer #amwriting
I went to an archaeology party recently where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg.
Itβs was a real SHIN-DIG.
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If you let nature run itβs CORPSE, TOMBmorrow is sure to be better.
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As authors we are all human beans.
And together we will rice.
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Always #book on the bright side of life, act your #page and find a new author to #read dry.
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What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers?
You mocha me crazy!
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Rise and grind, tweeties, itβs going to be a brewtiful day. Donβt worry,be frappe and wake me up before you cocoa.
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Did you hear about the guy that named his horse Mayo?
Mayo Neighs.
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I REALLY needed a laugh, Iβm not even sorry for the shockingly bad pun.
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You know what really bugs me?
Insect puns.
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Itβs swarm in here, and Iβm watching for zombees, but hive it your way, Iβll fly out of here.
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What do you call children who are born in a whorehouse?
Brothel sprouts.
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Iβm going to pay for this one... going rate is what? $50 an hour?
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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?
The perfect waist of time.
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Give me a hand, Iβm having rhe time of my life.
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Struck up a conversation with a spider today...
He seemed nice, he is a web designer.
Am I doing the social distancing thing right? π
#SocialDistancing
#allbymyself
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#COVID2019
I nearly kicked my dog out.
But we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
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Welcome to the bark-side of the moon. Where anything is pawsible.
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What kind of keys does the Gingerbread Man carry?
Cook-keys!
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I am baking new ground, could be the batch of the day.
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When Noah was loading the ark, where did he put the bees?
In the ark-hives!
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Iβm on my best bee-hive-iour... could be my inner queen-bee.
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What kind of cars do cooks drive?
Chef-rolets.
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Donβt look so surprised, UTE love it, besides, I said it with tender-loving CAR.
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Enjoying my puns too much is a grave mistake.
You might find yourself six feet pun-der.
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Donβt let the RUN go down on me.
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Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you donβt have a good partner, youβd better have a good hand.
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Go HUG or go home.
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You know, itβs totally my fault that the quality of my puns here is eroding.
Although that was never what I sediment.
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Donβt take me for granite.
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Being a writer is enjoyable...
But the job of editor is more rewording.
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Iβm just acting my PAGE and BOOKING to the future.
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What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
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A SUNNY thing happened on the way here tonight, but it might be a STAR too far. Letβs just rise and SHINE.
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A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
It was a shitzu
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BEAR with me, welcome to the DUCK side of the moon, you HERD it here first. Iβm a pun princess.
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