Top Tweets for #RancherProblems
Every single time I see some talking about AI, I have to pause and remind myself they’re not referring to artificial insemination. #rancherproblems
RIP 🪦 Colonel Sanders! You did your job of protecting the girls! #bobcatattack #countrylivin #rancherproblems #218 3-15-23~12-3-23 3rd best roster we ever had!

Was looking for a specific photo for an upcoming presentation. Thought maybe if I search ‘cows’ on my phone it’d help….2,240 cow pictures later….#rancherproblems
When the schedule is tight and you pull up to the grocery store in your cattle pot, and then walk out with groceries, Starbucks and flowers to load in said semi🤷♀️ #rancherproblems. Or as a buddy said ‘woke heavy ranchin’😂

Every single time I see some talking about AI, I have to pause and remind myself they’re not referring to artificial insemination. #rancherproblems
I cannot stand the smell of any type of vanilla protein powder or shake. It smells like calf milk replacer to me. #RancherProblems
I get it that equipment has gotten bigger, but you could make the gates 100 ft and farmers would still take out the brace. #rancherproblems

I really need to pee but the wind chill is still 3 below. #RancherProblems

Old Chinese proverb:
Man who sew up calf butthole smell like shit rest of day.
#RancherProblems
Evidently was dreaming I was @8XWhitfield last night....threw my hands up so hard in my sleep I bruised my knuckles on the headboard. #rancherproblems
Stuck in the office the last day and a half before my appt next week where the accountant tells me how much money that I need to spend before the need of the year that I don’t have...hate office work so walked home for lunch #rancherproblems #bottomline #nebraska #sandhills

This cough is not symptomatic of COVID - it’s symptomatic of the bug that flew down my throat while I was on the ATV irrigating. #rancherproblems
When I head the the freezer it’s the same age old question:
Is it food?
Is it feed?
#rancherproblems

Hauling bulls, stop at parts store to pick up water pump...me to checkout lady...’I hate to be girly but can I see your nails!’ #rancherproblems
Most mornings, moving pasture irrigation goes well. This was not one of those mornings. At least I got cooled off (e.g., soaked)! #rancherproblems
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