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I’m gonna shoot the Bumpus dogs with Ralphie’s new rifle when I can pry it from his cold, sleeping hands. #ChristmasStory #RandysInnerMonologue
Santa Claus’ breath smells like Dad’s “special juice”. I’m escared. #ChristmasStory #RandysInnerMonologue
Dad says not to go down to the basement or a clown will eat me. #ChristmasStory #RandysInnerMonologue #pennywise
Can’t sleep. Ralphie keeps on snoring and pointing his rifle at my bed. #ChristmasStory #RandysInnerMonologue
The line to see Santa at Higbees was so long, I pooped my pants. #ChristmasStory #RandysInnerMonologue
Soap poisoning? Yesterday I drank a half a bottle of drano while hiding under the sink, but whatev, let's worry about Ralphie. #ChristmasStory #RandysInnerMonologue
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