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Today's typo was I almost listed the pronouns on my resume as They/Ho 😂🤷♂️ Is this a #realacademicbios
I’m trying to do too many things at once. #realacademicbios
Turned 45 today
Bought boots with pockets. Very sensible boots. Pockets are sensible. They also have a place to keep pens. Making them academic conference boots.
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Amazing how much grading a person can get done when the alternative is cleaning the kitchen. #RealAcademicBios
Nothing like re-doing work you've already done. During the weekend. After a miserable week. Thanks a lot, inexplicably dead computer that ate all my files. #someonesaveme #realacademicbios
Left to my own devices, in less than a week my body clock resets to about five time zones to the west of where my actual body is. #RealAcademicBios #WritingSyllabiAt11PM
Is it too soon to call March a wash? #RealAcademicBios
Just submitted my tenure dossier.
I will now spend the rest of the day watching reruns of Project Runway and marveling at how few fashion designers can correctly pronounce the word "aesthetic."
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Tomorrow begins the second week of November and it's the first week this semester that I don't feel like I'm starting off drowning. #realacademicbios #arewethereyet
So close to being done with something, but of course I left all the hardest bits to the end. #realacademicbios
It’s my own stupid fault but I’m really trying to do too much this semester. #realacademicbios
An actual phrase I just uttered: “Sorry I didn’t pick up the phone; I was having trouble inserting a macron in Springer’s proprietary proof-correcting program.” #realacademicbios
Amazing the amount of work one can get done on one’s monograph while avoiding doing page proofs for an article. #realacademicbios
Kicking myself *hard* for continuing to work on my article after it went to the editors because now I can't go through and just click "accept change" on their edits because they're not in the most up-to-date version of the text. #realacademicbios
We talk a lot about about the fact that graduate school doesn’t adequately prepare us to teach. We don’t talk nearly enough about the fact that graduate school also doesn’t prepare us at all to be the repair technician for the departmental photocopier. #realacademicbios
Current status of article: Have just put on Michael Tilson Thomas conducting "Carmina Burana." #realacademicbios
This week is, simply put, going to be inelegant. #realacademicbios
You guys, one of the anonymous reviewers of my article has confidence that I know what I'm doing! #realacademicbios
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