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Check out the building thread in the previous tweet on this page, this following showing its class and devotion to Blackadder. If you find a better thread on Twitter today, I want to know about it!
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#RealLifeBlackadder Which Blackadder phrases do you use in real life, and what circumstances do you use them in? 🤔 To kick things off, if I am offered a cup of tea, I say “yes, immediately”.
@pitchblacksteed When my girlfriend didn’t get a reference today - “everything goes above your head doesn’t it? You should become a limbo dancer”. She laughed thinking I’d come up with the retort myself. I’m ashamed to say I didn’t correct her and took the laugh 🤷♂️ #RealLifeBlackadder
@pitchblacksteed I actually use the swearing phrase "Oh Baldricks" instead of using "Oh B@ll@cks" when there's ladies present. #RealLifeBlackadder
@pitchblacksteed Anytime I get an unexpected bill through the post etc
OH GOD
Bills! Bills! Bills!
One is born, one runs up bills, one dies(!)
Often followed by:
I sometimes feel like a pelican; whichever way I turn, I've still got an enormous bill in front of me!
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Great response to #RealLifeBlackadder tweet so far!Here’s one from me... whenever I am offered a drink of any description, especially in the pub: “Yes, immediately.”
@pitchblacksteed "Oh thank God for that, I thought I'd overslept" when awaking very late! #reallifeBlackadder
#RealLifeBlackadder Which Blackadder phrases do you use in real life, and what circumstances do you use them in? 🤔
@pitchblacksteed #RealLifeBlackadder not an actual Blackadder insult, but when I need to swear but can't use the actual word I say...... "Oh Baldricks". instead of ......
Which Blackadder insults do you use in real life and what circumstances do you use them in?
#RealLifeBlackadder
Another good one is to use the phrase “a small painted wooden duck” when you get an unwanted Christmas present. “Feeble stocking filler” may also be used.
#RealLifeBlackadder
When a kid asks me to play football or participate in any physical activity, I always say: “I’ll just have to sit this one out, with the half-time oranges and the fat wheezy boys with a note from matron.”
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#RealLifeBlackadder after many an email my response is
Uggh, the devil farts in my face once again...
Well bugger me with a fish fork! 143 replies to the #RealLifeBlackadder thread so far...I’ll RT the best tomorrow. Bravo!
@pitchblacksteed "The long winter evenings must just fly by"
Is a favourite of mine.
Stops people telling me about their weekend etc....
#reallifeblackadder
@pitchblacksteed If the kids ever tell me they’ve got some money..........seen it, pinched it, spent it #RealLifeBlackadder
@TheTremontiPick @pitchblacksteed Oh, and, "You wouldn't recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a piano singing 'Cunning Plans Are Here Again'".
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@TheTremontiPick @pitchblacksteed #RealLifeBlackadder
Needs must when the Devil vomits into your breakfast.
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