Steve North

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Wondering if Boris Johnson loses the vote of no confidence he will still find a way not to resign. What I'm saying is I have no confidence in the vote of no confidence.

[Steve North @Gold_Leader77]

@JaneEarle87 That’s a fake surely!

[Steve North @Gold_Leader77]

@JaneEarle87 Just how many mottos do you have?

[Ben Burbidge @BenBurbidge1]

@rickygervais
😂

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

The problem is, I instinctively find myself wanting to click on @realDonaldTrump to see his hilariously furious tweets about being suspended.

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

Oh well. Homeschooling resumes tomorrow. Looking forward to having an honest chat with myself about targets for this term and clearing the air about some things that didn't go so well in 2020.

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

I’m less a husband, more an App which lets my wife know other stuff she’s seen actors in.

[Steve North @Gold_Leader77]

@YeahJamsie @LiamJoh15860837 @pitchblacksteed ....unaccustomed as I am....

[Steve North @Gold_Leader77]

@pitchblacksteed When my girlfriend didn’t get a reference today - “everything goes above your head doesn’t it? You should become a limbo dancer”. She laughed thinking I’d come up with the retort myself. I’m ashamed to say I didn’t correct her and took the laugh 🤷‍♂️ #RealLifeBlackadder

[Steve North @Gold_Leader77]

@BedfordKC @pitchblacksteed Just didn’t want to hurt your feelings 🙂

[Steve North @Gold_Leader77]

@JaneEarle87 Also a shame that this wasn’t celebrated 5 years ago 🙂

[Steve North @Gold_Leader77]

@LASTEXITshirts Close Encounters of the third kind pretty please

[What's On The Red Carpet @WOTRedCarpet]

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[Campaign to Ban Trophy Hunting @CBTHunting]

The brilliant @rickygervais rightly says #trophyhunting is “Humanity at its worst”. It’s time to #GetTheBanDone . Retweet if you agree! https://t.co/RUWpJfDWPY

[Steve North @Gold_Leader77]

Only people who shine can win it!

[Last Exit To Nowhere @LASTEXITshirts]

Competition time!

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[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

An older variant of the phrase ‘That’s what she said!’ is ‘...As the actress said to the bishop’. According to one version, this is the story behind the saying:

[Patrick Rushton @The_Optimizer]

@Herring1967 You can meet your mum in the morning but not in the afternoon,
your mum can meet her mum in the morning but can only meet you in the afternoon,
your mum's mum can only meet your mum in the afternoon,
you can meet your mum's mum in the afternoon as long as your mum is not there.

[Steve North @Gold_Leader77]

@JaneEarle87 @GardenerLearner ‘Harvested’ seems a strong word in this case....

[Steve North @Gold_Leader77]

@LASTEXITshirts ...but you are not a Jedi yet...