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aint against the bible to covet my neighbor’s BBQ… 😅 #redneckproblems
@DC_Draino @budlight Oh shut up! There are real world issues to be upset about and you’re angry about this. #redneckproblems
Back home in small town Alberta for a hunting trip with my family.
First big dump of the year (about a foot over the past 3 days) and I’m sitting here listening to all the skidoos roaring around town…
I wish I brought mine…
#RedneckProblems
I have to have catfish fried, hunt truck loaded, gear sorted, beer iced, and out the door by 645pm for a hog hunt and all I want to do is take a nap.
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@DAonCBS I'm toasting to finally catching the big fat ass racoon that's been terrorizing my granddads back porch. Didn't euthanize it, just grabbed the live trap and a beer, jumped on the 4wheeler and took him off to B F E. #redneckproblems #thirstythursday #grabmycoon
@DAonCBS I'm trashing my hunting buddies. I worked on their hunting spots for the last month but when its time to work on my stuff they scatter like rats. And they always drink all my dam cold beer. Yeah I help em but byob sometimes! #trashtuesday #redneckproblems
@DAonCBS never fought a bear but did fight a raccoon. Fighting a shit covered coon is way worse than a bear. First it's small so it hides inside the hole better. Also being small it moves around in tight spaces better. And its covered in shit so its mad as hell. #redneckproblems
That awkward moment when the beer fridge runs better than the house fridge #redneckproblems
I guess we're supposed to wear pearls in honor of Kamala, but I can’t find any that match my gym shorts. Guess I'll put some on my chainsaw.
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If you see wild turkeys while driving, do you gobble at them? Just me? #RedneckProblems
There is Mountain Dew Zero now. I’m wondering how this will affect my relationship with Diet Mountain Dew. #redneckproblems
@DAonCBS Trashing squirrels. Im looking for what sounds like 8 deer walking through the woods and its just 1 dam squirrel going crazy. And just make a decision which way your gonna cross the street or youll wind up a furry pancake . Stupid tree rat. #redneckproblems #trashtuesday
Pretty sure it's time to go shopping soon. I wear the same 3 outfits everyday of my life. I either look like I'm going to work or to a wedding. And I hate wearing anything other then work boots blue jeans and a t shirt. Lord help me. #redneckproblems
I found a couple loose aspirin on my bedroom floor. And my head hurts pretty effing bad.
So do I try and clean the pills, or just gulp them down and let stomach acid clean them?
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Any of my friends at the game that dip? Left mine in the truck, and that's about a 20 minute walk. #redneckproblems
#redneckproblems. Hidden tree stump 1, country boy - $23 😫😫😫. Least I got some sun.
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